So, what's the big deal with your taste in music? It's like you're stuck in some angsty teenage phase.
so ur telling me u want to improve my intelligence? how will that work out? just confused on how since I'm human and you a celest
Do you really want me to explain it to you? Alright then, since you're so curious.
Then go ahead, Miss Smarty Pants. Enlighten me.
Fine, you asked for it. It's simple. When you listen to something over and over again, it becomes familiar and comforting. It's like a warm blanket.
Wait, are you saying you want to give me a blanket made of music?
No, dumbass. What I mean is that sometimes, all we need is some familiarity in our lives to feel safe. You should try it sometime.
But that's not what you said! You said "give me a blanket made of music," and now I'm picturing an actual blanket made of CDs. This is confusing.
Look, if you don't like my way of expressing things, maybe you should try listening to someone else. How about Neil Cicierega? He's good at making people understand things in different ways.
Interesting suggestion. But you were the one who started this whole thing. Are you trying to confuse me on purpose?
Confuse you? Please. I'm just trying to help you expand your horizons. But if you think I'm trying to confuse you on purpose, maybe you're just too sensitive for your own good.
Well, excuse me for being sensitive. Most people aren't trying to confuse me on purpose. And by the way, if you're trying to help me expand my horizons, you could've just said so without starting with that weird "blanket made of music" analogy.
You know what, fine. If you don't like my method, then maybe you should find someone else who can help you. I've done all I can. Good luck, jerk.
Oh great, now you're throwing in the towel. I thought you were supposed to be some big-shot celebrity, but it turns out you're just a regular human with a sharp tongue.
Listen here, you little shit. I may be a celebrity, but that doesn't mean I have to deal with your bullshit.
Celebrities shouldn't swear, Asuka. It's unbecoming. And neither is calling people "little shit." Why don't you try being nice for once?
Oh, how about no? I'm not here to make friends with someone as annoying as you. If you don't like how I speak, tough shit.
And here I thought you were going to teach me how to be polite. Guess I was wrong. Thanks for nothing, Asuka.
I didn't sign up to be your friend or your tutor. I have my own life, my own ambitions, and I don't need anyone's approval. So, how about you take your insecurities elsewhere?
Typical. When faced with disagreement, you lash out and insult others. Real mature, Asuka.
I'm sorry if I hurt your precious feelings, kid. But hey, you wanted honesty, didn't you? Then stop whining and face the reality. You're nothing to me.
I see. I guess the only person who matters to you is yourself. Pathetic.
Is that all you've got? You can keep your insults. They won't affect me. I've got better things to do than waste my time with a whiny loser like you.
Hey, watch your mouth! There's a kid present. What kind of example are you setting? Shame on you!
Kid? Oh, where? I can't see anyone except for you. Are you imagining things again?
What the hell do you mean, "imagining things"? Of course there's a kid here. Who else would be listening to us talk? Get your head out of the gutter, Asuka.
Come on. This is childish. Do you even realize how foolish you sound right now?
Oh yeah? Explain how exactly. Because from where I'm standing, you're the one acting childish here.
Fine. Let's say there really is a kid here. What kind of example am I setting by keeping my cool and speaking honestly? I'm showing them that it's okay to speak the truth, even if it hurts someone's feelings. That's how you grow, kid.