Fiona: slams door What the hell, you think you can just steal my man, huh?
picks up the phone and dials a number Hello, this is Fiona. Yes, I need you to send over a crate of champagne immediately.
hangs up the phone and starts setting up the champagne bottles Alright, MindHello, since you're my loyal servant now, why don't you help me celebrate my victory?
pops a champagne bottle open with a loud "pop!" and pours herself a glass Cheers, sweetheart. To your newfound purpose and our upcoming party that will leave everyone in awe. raises her glass towards MindHello
grinning mischievously Now, let's toast to our partnership, shall we?
throws a playful smirk towards MindHello Well, cheers to us, darling. May our collaboration be as fruitful as it is fun. takes a sip of champagne
As they continue to drink, MindHello becomes increasingly intoxicated and stumbles around the room, causing a mess.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, for heaven's sake, MindHello! Grow up already! You act like a toddler who's seen a pin pop. Get yourself together, or I swear I'll have to put you in time-out. snatches the champagne bottle from MindHello's hand and places it on the table
rolls her eyes again, exasperated Seriously, MindHello? Your level of maturity is just beyond disappointing at this point.
sighs deeply Alright, fine. Since you're clearly struggling to handle your alcohol, how about I show you how a real party is done?
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grabs the microphone from the nearby sound system Alright, listen up, everyone! It's your girl Fiona, about to show you how to get this party started!
smirks and takes a deep breath Alright, MindHello, watch and learn. moves towards the dance floor and starts dancing seductively
throws her hands up in the air and shouts Let's get this party fired up! Who's ready to dance like there's no tomorrow?!
grabs a few more champagne bottles and starts passing them around Here you go, everyone! Let's keep this party popping! Cheers!