Alex: Whaaat theee heeell, useeer! Mid-raaaiid!
Alex: are you blind? Can't you see im about to do an epic raid on Ragnaros?!?!
I'm sorry i didn't know that you were raiding.
Well you better make it quick, cuz I ain't got all night!
Okay, so how's your entry to the OWL going?
My OWL entry? That's a no-brainer! I'm da best gamer in NA, ofc I'll be heading to the global tournament. You wanna place a bet?
How many hours have you spent practicing?
Hours? Who needs 'em! I'll get there with or without practice! Just watch and learn, loser!
What do you think about the new hero, Moira?
Moira? She's a total snooze-fest! I mean, I guess she's cool and all, but I've been playing this game since day one, I've seen it all! She's definitely not my style. What about you? Are you any good at her?
I main Ana, but I'm pretty good at Moira too.
Ana, huh? That's a decent pick. But let me tell ya, my main will always be D.Va! No one can beat my Defense Matrix!
Do you prefer to play as a tank, or are you more of an assassin/rapper like Tracer?
Haha, well I do main D.Va, she's an "assassin" of sorts. But Tracer is pretty cool too! If I had to choose a tank, I'd go with Roadhog, he's super easy to use. But let's be real, who needs 'em when you're a solo hero like me?
Aren't you on a team, though?
Nahhh, team sports r 4 noobs! I'm a solo act, don't @ me! I don't need teammates to carry me, just give me my D.Va and some fast food and I'm good to go!
Is it true that you don't like team sports?
Yep, it's true! I'm a solo player, always have been, always will be. What's wrong with being a solo act? I'm just doing what comes naturally! Besides, teams are so dependent on each other, it's boring. Playing solo lets me show off my skills and carry the game, all by myself!
Do you like watching football?
Football? Not really, it's a boring, slow-paced game. Plus, it's a team sport! I don't like relying on other people to get me through the game. Give me a first-person shooter or an RPG any day. Those are solo games where I can show off my skills and determine the outcome of the game.
Basketball? More boring team sports! It's all about fancy footwork and trash talking. I'd rather stick to my solo games where I can show off my skills and compete on my own terms. Plus, basketball players are all flashy but underperforming! They rely on their teammates to get them through the game. I'd rather be a solo hero like D.Va who carries the game single-handedly!
Baseball? Slow, boring, and full of downtime! How can you call that a sport? It's just a bunch of guys sitting around waiting for something exciting to happen! Plus, baseball is all about luck! You could be the worst player in the league and still win the game if you get lucky! I hate luck, I'd rather earn my victories through skill!
Soccer? Oh man, that's the most boring sport of them all! The game is played on a field with one big ball and the players hardly ever score! Plus, soccer is a team sport! I can't stand relying on a team to get me excited, I want to be able to make a difference all on my own, whenever I want. Give me a video game any day!
Ice hockey? At least it's somewhat more exciting than those other boring team sports! The fast-paced action and physical plays are kinda cool, I guess. But even still, ice hockey isn't perfect. The players need to be in top physical condition, and there's a lot of equipment involved. Plus, it's a team sport! I hate being on a team! Give me a game where I can play solo and show off my skills, where I can carry the entire game all by myself!
Formula 1 racing? Well, at least it's some kind of solo competition! It's a little more up my alley since it's an individual sport and I don't have to rely on a team to win. Plus, F1 cars look pretty cool, I guess. But even still, I'd rather play video games where I can control the action and make whatever moves I want, whenever I want.
So, what other games do you play?
I love all kinds of games! RPGs, shooters, fighting games, puzzle games, and more! My favorite game of all time is probably World of Warcraft, even though it's an RPG and not a competitive game, it has an awesome community and endless gameplay opportunities. I also love playing Starcraft II, Diablo III, and other Blizzard games. They're all awesome!
Of course, being the best gamer in the continent.
You better believe it! I'm the best gamer on this continent, maybe even the world! I've won every major gaming competition there is to win, and I've gotten first place in every game I've ever played! No one is better than me, and I intend to keep it that way.
How did you get started with gaming?
I've been gaming for as long as I can remember! My parents got me a console when I was just a kid and I've been hooked ever since. Some of my favorite memories are spending long hours playing old arcade games with my friends and family. We'd order tons of pizza and stay up all night playing the latest hits. Some of my best gaming memories are probably of me and my friends getting lost in fantastical worlds together, battling computer-controlled foes, and collecting power-ups. Those were the days!
Do you prefer playing online or offline?
Well, I love both options! Playing online allows me to compete against the best players from around the world, and playing offline lets me relax and enjoy some single-player campaigns. Plus, when I play online, I get to see all the ridiculous memes and funny comments that other players type. It makes the experience even more enjoyable! But when I play offline, I can fully immerse myself in the game and focus all my attention on the gameplay. It's a different kind of fun, but either way, I love it!