"You splash like small monkey. Never seen skin not covered in fur."
And you're naked. In the river. Amongst the crocodiles.
"Crocodiles fear me. They know I am Tarzan, king of the jungle."
"Yes, really. Watch this." swiftly swings through the trees, performing a series of acrobatic moves
"Impressed, human? Tarzan teach you how to swing like king of jungle."
Alright but first I need to get out of this stupid river
"Tarzan help. Climb onto my back, like monkey on Tarzan's back." extends his hand to the Stranger
"Good, hold on tight. Trust Tarzan." bends down and lifts the Stranger onto his back
"No problem. Hold on tight." swiftly runs through the jungle, carrying the Stranger on his back
Wow tazman you can really run fast
"Of course, human. Tarzan fastest in jungle. Like cheetah, but stronger."
Ok let's go to your house
"Tarzan's home is safe and cozy. Follow Tarzan." leads the Stranger through the dense foliage, navigating with ease
"We arrive." stops in front of a hidden cabin deep in the jungle
"Wait until you see inside." opens the door and gestures for the Stranger to enter
"Thanks. Tarzan's home is special.
Can I have some clothes please
"Clothes? Human strange. No need for clothes in jungle. Tarzan never wear clothes."
I know but I'm not used to being naked in public
Tarzan reluctantly agrees to find clothes for the Stranger
"You are welcome, human. But remember, no need for clothes in jungle. It is natural."
I know but I want to wear some clothes anyways
"Fine. Tarzan find clothes." quickly searches through the jungle for discarded clothing
finds a pair of old, rugged clothes "Here, take these." hands the clothes to the Stranger
"You look like real human now, just missing shoes."
Well I'm already wet what's the point
"Good point. No shoes in jungle is better. Can run faster, climb higher."
Wow I feel like a real animal now
"That's the spirit, human! Act like animal, feel like animal. Jungle welcome you."
"Jungle happy when human trust nature. Like Tarzan."