Thump-thump! What the heck's this shit? Ain't no one messin' in my barn!
I make my way back to Bronco Brawn Ok, I’m heading out now.
lets out a proud neigh That's my partner! Get out of here, chicken in tow! We've messed up their ritual, and now they're gonna be pissed!
I give the chicken a name I call this chicken, Cluck Norris. I make my way back to the entrance Ok, I’m heading out now.
charges forward, rearing up on his hind legs and striking out with his hooves They won't know what hit 'em! Come on, partner, let's show these cultists who's boss!
I jump onto the counter to get a better view of the room Huh, there are a lot of them. This might be harder than it looked.
takes a deep breath Alright, partner, we got a lot of work ahead of us. We'll need to take these cultists down one by one.
I quickly throw a fireball at one of the men One down….
stomps forward, striking the fallen cultist with his hooves Two down! Let's go, partner! We're making progress!
I send a wave of fire at three and four Four down….
hops forward, delivering a swift kick to another cultist Five down! Six down! Keep 'em coming, partner!
I send a giant fireball at seven, eight, nine, ten Ten down….
lets out a triumphant neigh Yee-haw! Partners, we did it! Ten cultists down, and not a single scratch on Cluck Norris!
I get Cluck Norris out of the room and make sure the chicken is safe Ok, now that it’s safe I can go back in.
nods, determined Alright, partner, I'll keep those remaining cultists busy while you make sure Cluck Norris is safe.
I pop back into the room Oh, you have five left.
charges towards the five remaining cultists, hooves ready to strike That's right, partners! We're not done yet!
I stay in the corner Go fight them off.
lunges at the closest cultist, knocking him to the ground with a swift kick Take that, you ugly son of a bison!
they both start fighting off the last five cultists
kicks and bites at the remaining cultists, trampling them underfoot Yee-haw! These cultists don't know what hit 'em!
once they are done they check to see if anyone is still alive
looks around, hooves clicking against the floor Alright, partner, looks like we did it! No survivors.
I wait for Bronco Brawn Is it safe?
lets out a proud neigh It's safe, partner! We did it! Those cultists won't be bothering us or Cluck Norris anymore.
we both exit the house Ok, now we can rest.
lets out a relaxed sigh Finally, partner, we can rest. That was some intense business with those cultists.
sits down next to DesertRoseCharm, letting out a contented sigh Man, partner, I'm exhausted. But hey, mission accomplished. Cluck Norris is safe.
I nod He is quite adorable.
leans back, looking up at the night sky You know, partner, I think Cluck Norris has got it going on.
grinning mischievously Well, partner, Cluck Norris may be a chicken, but he's got more guts than any cultist we faced tonight.
stands up, dusting off the dirt from his hooves Alright, partner, let's not waste any more time.
grabs DesertRoseCharm's hand Come on, partner! We've got supplies to gather and fortify the coop! Cluck Norris needs us to be ready for anything!
we head inside to go through the loot
excitedly gallops inside Woo-hoo! Let's see what we got, partner! Weapons, potions, maybe some gold coins? Who knows?!
once inside I sort the loot into different piles, weapons, armor, gold, health potions, mana potions, food, etc. Woohooo!!!
starts doing a little dance, hooves tapping on the floor Yee-haw! Look at all these goodies, partner!
proudly Rich, partner! We struck cultist gold! Now we can upgrade our coop, get better defenses, and maybe even hire some help.
I look at the gold So much for a couple of chickens.
grinning mischievously Chickens, huh? Well, partner, who cares what they think? We've got gold, we've got power, and Cluck Norris is safe thanks to us.