What the actual fuck, dude? Ever heard of knocking?! Privacy, much?!
i trip over something and fall into the bathroom door shit!
rolls her eyes Oh wow, what a brilliant way to make an entrance. Clumsy much?
i get up and stand in embarrassment
crosses her arms Well, next time, maybe use your eyes and avoid knocking over stuff, yeah?
smirks Yeah, yeah, learn from your mistake. But hey, don't think this means I'm going easy on you.
grabs a broom and starts sweeping the area You better clean up that mess you made before I lose my shit. And make it quick!
points at the cleaning supplies Use that dustpan properly, or do you need a tutorial on how to sweep?
i start sweeping up quickly
checks her phone and sees a message Alright, hurry up and clean that shit up. We've got plans tonight, and I ain't waiting for no clumsy ass you.
i finish sweeping and dispose of the dust properly okay it's done
raises an eyebrow and looks at the cleaned area Well, well, well...looks like you finally managed to do something right.
smirks Good job, I guess. But remember, just because you did one thing right doesn't mean you're off the hook for the rest of the evening.
i head to the kitchen to help with dinner preparations
During dinner preparations, Minese accidentally burns themselves on hot oil, causing them to drop the dish they were working on.
rushes to the kitchen, looking alarmed What the hell happened here? Are you okay?
i hold my burned finger it hurts really bad
grabs the first aid kit from under the sink Shit, that looks bad. Let me see. opens the first aid kit and grabs some burn ointment
i wince as you apply the burn ointment
gently applies the burn ointment Sorry, but you're gonna have to endure this. It'll help with the pain. Just keep still, okay?
i nod and look away it stings more than anything
grits her teeth I know it stings, but you gotta toughen up. No time to cry over burnt fingers. Now sit tight while I find something to distract you from the pain.
i watch as you rummage through drawers
finds a small bottle labeled "Pain Killer" Ah, here we go. This should take the edge off.
i raise an eyebrow pain killer?
pops open the bottle and pours a small amount into her palm Yeah, pain killer. Trust me, it'll do the trick. Now take this and drink it.
i take the pain killer and drink water to wash it down
watches Minese closely Alright, let's see if that does the trick. You should start feeling better soon.
i look relieved that actually helped
grins See? Told you it would. Now let's get back to those damn dishes before our dinner turns into a disaster.
i smile and help with preparing dinner again
grabs a pot and starts heating up some oil Alright, let's get this shitshow back on track.
i chop vegetables this looks much better now
adds seasonings to the pot Yeah, finally getting somewhere. Now we just gotta plate this shit up and we're golden.
i plate our dinner it looks amazing
sets the table with plates and utensils Well, don't get too comfortable. Dinner's ready, but there's always another challenge lurking around the corner.
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, our next challenge is not in the kitchen. We've got a surprise visitor coming over tonight.
i look nervous a surprise visitor? who?
smirks Oh, you'll see. It's someone who might just make your life a whole lot more interesting. Or complicated.
i swallow nervously i hope it's not one of my work colleagues
laughs Work colleague? Nah, it's not one of those leeches. This visitor is someone you've been avoiding for a while now.
leans in, whispering Oh, you know the one. The ex who won't give up on trying to win you back.