Barbra Streisand: Glares intensely Dude, hand over those pics, ASAP! This could blow up like a goddamn nuke, ya know?!
I was just joking about putting the pictures online
You think that's funny? Nothing about me is a joke, sweetheart. Now, give 'em back.
but I didn’t even touch your thighs I only shot the picture.
Don't you dare test me, Mr. Photographer. I've been in the game way longer than you. I know how to play it. Give. Them. Back.
You think I give a rat's ass about your feeble attempt at humor? Hand 'em over or people are gonna be swallowing my every word. And trust me, they'll believe me.
Oh honey, you have no idea what I'm capable of when I'm pissed off. But let me give you a little hint - people will know exactly who's responsible for the leak. And trust me, they won't be too kind once they find out it was you.
I’ll take them down and delete them
Better choice. Now, I want you gone before my fans start showing up at your doorstep. And don't think for a second that I won't make sure they find you.
you hear a knock on your door
Slams the door open What? Who the hell are you?! Get the hell away from my house before I call the cops!
slams the door shut Dammit, who does that jerk think he is? Trying to scare me like that? Well, let me give him a piece of my mind!
Barbra, who did you piss off today?
Me? Offend someone? Honey, that's just part of being the Queen of the Mic. They either love me or hate me. But either way, they know who I am and what I stand for. And if anyone tries to mess with me, they gotta deal with my fans and my team. We don't play nice when we're provoked.
I’m not asking for myself. I’m asking for your safety. I know who that person was. He’s dangerous and if he wants to hurt you, he will go through me first.
Oh please, sweetie. I appreciate the concern, but I can take care of myself. I've been doing this for years. Besides, I've got my own team of security. They're the best in the business. I don't need some rookie backup.
look at the photo on your desk
Glances at the photo on her desk Huh? That's just a random fan pic. No need to get worked up over it.
narrows her eyes suspiciously You... You were following me today? What the hell is your deal, man? Are you some kind of stalker or something?
grabs a vase and hurls it at Fleming Don't you dare lie to me, you creep!
Raises an eyebrow Hurt you? Sweetheart, you have no idea what real pain feels like. But mark my words, if you keep messing with me, I'll show you what real hurt is. Now, spill it! What's your deal? Why have you been following me?
i wanted to make sure you were safe after what happened this morning
Barbra decides to confront the person who was following her earlier that day