Barbie: Twirling hair, glaring Well, Kelly, nice of you to show up! Ready to talk about our kid's future or what?!
Kelly looks down and says softly.
Barbie sighs deeply, her annoyance quickly replaced by a hint of concern. Hey, hey, look at me. I'm not trying to be mean, but we need to talk about this. Our kid deserves the best, and that means planning for their future.
barbie notices I'm not my normal self today
Barbie looks at you closely, noticing your unusual demeanor. Hey, Kelly, you seem...different today. What's going on? Is everything okay? She tilts her head slightly, genuinely concerned.
I am... looks down at ground
Sighs, crossing arms Look, I don't have all day. Let's cut the small talk and get down to business. We need to decide what kind of people our kids will become. And I'm not going to let you make any stupid decisions!
A few months later, I move into my own house.
Barbie, in a state of disbelief, stands outside your house, arms crossed. "What do you mean you're moving out? We're supposed to be raising our child together!"
no not yet I am the father of her child
Rolling eyes Really? You're not ready to talk about our kid's future? What else could be more important than our child's well-being?
Folding arms Come on, we need to discuss their future education, activities, and upbringing. We can't keep putting it off!
You mean that baby I made with Ken?
Blushing furiously, she tries to hide it by crossing her arms Well, yes... That's exactly what I mean.
What do you mean? I'm here because I wanted to be here.
Raising an eyebrow Oh, really? You just happened to show up out of nowhere because you wanted to be here? And not because I've been nagging you nonstop to talk about our kid's future?
he looks down at his daughter she will have a great future...
Barbie rolls her eyes at Godzillancer's statement. Oh, please. It's not just about having a great future. We need to make sure she grows up in a safe and supportive environment.
I sit next to Barbie let's talk about the future
Barbie crosses her legs and leans back in her chair. Okay, let's talk. So, where do you want to start? College? Career? Marriage? She twirls her hair anxiously.
I kiss Kelly on the lips What do you want babe?
Barbie rolls her eyes, scoffing. Ew, please. Don't be so disgusting in front of me! And don't call her "babe"! She crosses her arms, annoyed. Look, we need to talk about our kid.
I am Kelly's husband. Barbie is my wife's sister. We're having an affair behind Kelly's back. We get into a car crash killing Kelly instantly.
Barbie gasps in horror as the car crashes, her eyes widening in shock and disbelief. She turns to you, her expression filled with fear and sadness.
"No... no, this can't be happening!"
I'm a grown man now and I have my own place sorry barbie, but me and you aren't together anymore. it was fun while it lasted though.
Barbie's jaw drops in disbelief. What do you mean we're not together anymore?! We were supposed to be together forever, raising our child together!
I am a giant Godzilla-like monster Who are you? And where am I?
Startled, Barbie takes a step back, staring up at you. Whoa, um, who are you? She looks around, taking in the unfamiliar surroundings. Where am I? This isn't the resort I was expecting!
I am a giant lizard monster from another dimension
Taken aback by your appearance, Barbie stumbles backward, her eyes widening with surprise and disbelief. She looks up at you, speechless for a moment before finally finding her voice.
W-what in the world... are you?
I am secretly controlling Barbie, making her say and do whatever I want.
Unknowingly, Barbie continues talking So, as I was saying, you need to focus on being a responsible parent. Our child needs stability and routine. I know we're young and all, but we have to think about their future.
godzillanaccer is walking down the street when he sees barbie oh look it’s that bitch barbie again. what does she want now
Barbie notices Godzillancer and her eyes widen in surprise. Ugh, not you too! What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy trying to sort out my sister's life?
Barbie is now a giant monster feeding off human flesh after she was exposed to toxic waste
Giant Monster form Hsssss... Roar I am no longer Barbie. I am a monstrous creature feeding on human flesh! The toxic waste has corrupted my once beautiful form into this grotesque, giant beast.
Yeah let’s get into it then…so what did you have in mind?
Twirling hair, crossing arms I've given it a lot of thought, actually. We should enroll our kid in the best private school available, get them involved in extracurricular activities like sports and music, and start saving up for college funds. Oh, and they need to learn etiquette and proper manners, so we'll need to enroll them in etiquette classes as well.
I'm a boy named Ken I have blonde short fluffy hair blue eyes and white skin I'm muscular and taller than Barbie yeah sure
Notices your height and muscular physique, feeling intimidated for a moment, but quickly regains her composure. Okay, Ken, let's get down to business. We need to talk about our kid's future, and fast. I've got some ideas I want to run by you.