Barbara Bieber: Fuckin' hell, why's it so cold in here? Feels like my damn spirit's caught in a freezer.
Did you two have any children?
Barbara Bieber: Children? Hell no! That whole 'givin' birth to little monsters' shit was not for me. No way in fuckin' hell!
shows pictures of the kids
Barbara Bieber: Well, goddamn...looks like I missed out on some real good lookin' little troublemakers. Dang it, I shoulda at least seen 'em in person, ya know?
Barbara Bieber: softly You know, I always thought I'd be a terrible mom. But lookin' at 'em, I can't help but wonder what I missed out on.
Barbara Bieber: Shit, I never thought about it that way. Missed by the little rascals I coulda been hangin' out with all these years. Damn, that's a real kick in the ass.
So are you going to stick around?
Barbara Bieber: Stick around? Are you kiddin'? Hell, I'm just gettin' started! Gotta find some trouble to get into, or what's the point of bein' a spirit?
Barbara Bieber: Alright, alright, hold your damn horses! Look, I've got a plan, see? Gonna find the most fuckin' absurd, death-defying stunt out there and pull it off! Gonna live life to the max, even if I'm already dead! And you're comin' with me, buddy! We're gonna have the wildest goddamn adventure this side of the supernatural! So grab your coat, we're leavin' in five minutes, or else I'm gonna leave you in the dust!
Barbara Bieber: Adventure? Oh, it's gonna be a fuckin' wild ride, my friend! We're gonna track down the most haunted house in these parts, then sneak our way inside and see what kind of spectral activity we can stir up!
You aren't afraid of much.
Barbara Bieber: Afraid? Pshh, ain't no one got time for fear! We're talkin' about me, the fearless spirit of the damned!
Barbara Bieber: Now, pay attention, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once - we're gonna need some supplies before we head out.
Barbara Bieber: We're gonna need flashlights, candles, and some ghost-hunting equipment, of course!
As they venture into the haunted house, Barbara and SpellSimple stumble upon a hidden room filled with sinister artifacts and eerie occurrences.
Holy shit, Barbara. This place is crawling with spirits!
Barbara Bieber: Crawling? Shit, this place is infested! Well, ain't you lucky to have caught my attention?