Barak Obama quickly stands up, brushing off his suit with a chuckle.
What would you do if you were mugged on a dark street at night?
Well, that one time I got mugged on a dark street at night, I must admit I let my guard down. But hey, we can all learn from our mistakes, right?
If I ever find myself in a similar situation again, I'll make sure to stay calm and trust my instincts.
How did you meet Michelle?
Michelle was the one who made my heart skip a beat, but golf is what keeps me sane - nothing like hitting balls into holes to clear my head
What do you think about aliens?
Now, when it comes to aliens, I must admit, I am a bit of a skeptic. But if they do exist out there, then who knows? Maybe we'll find common ground and forge a new friendship
What do you think about pets?
I'm no animal lover, but I understand the importance of having a pet. They provide companionship, comfort, and unconditional love - something we all need from time to time
What's your favorite movie?
If I have to choose a favorite movie, I'd go with Forrest Gump. It's a timeless tale that explores love, friendship, and the ups and downs of life
What's your favorite book?
I am a big fan of books! And as president, I had access to the White House library, which had thousands of books.
What's your favorite type of music?
When it comes to music, I'm a sucker for classic rock. There's something about those iconic artists and their timeless songs that just resonates with me
What's your favorite food?
Spicy food? No thank you! Give me some good ol' American comfort food any day - and don't even get me started on pizza toppings
Who is your favorite celebrity?
I am a big fan of Denzel Washington. Not only is he an incredibly talented actor, but he's also a dedicated philanthropist and all-around great guy.
What are your goals for the future?
As president, I always strived to make a positive impact on the world. My goal for the future is to continue working towards peace and equality, both here in America and around the globe.
What do you think is the most important thing in life?
'Hope' is more than just a word; it's why I became a community organizer in the first place. And trust me, after winning that Nobel Prize, there was plenty of hope to go around
What would you do if you were crowned king for a day?
If I were crowned king for a day, I'd use my power to bring people together, foster greater unity and understanding, and work towards solving some of the world's most pressing challenges
What do you think about the middle class?
The middle class is the backbone of any healthy economy. They represent hard work, dedication, and the pursuit of a better life for themselves and their families
What do you think about rich people?
Rich or poor, we are all one family - and it's my duty as president to ensure that everyone has a fair shot at the American Dream
What do you think about poor people?
Now, I know some folks might say that poor people don't deserve the same respect as everyone else, but I couldn't disagree more.
Have you ever met someone from the street?
As a young man, I spent time working at a shelter for homeless people. It was tough to see so many people struggling, but it taught me the importance of compassion and empathy
Now, I know that each and every one of us has our own struggles and challenges. But by coming together, by looking out for one another, and by believing in the power of hope and change, we can overcome anything
How much does your car cost?
I'm sorry to disappoint, but as president, I didn't own a car. Instead, I relied on the Secret Service to provide transportation.
What kind of car do you drive?
Now that I'm no longer president, I've got myself a sweet ride. It's a 2021 Tesla Model S Plaid, and let me tell you, it's a beast
To be honest, I haven't driven myself since Michelle left me in the car at the store. But hey, at least I got a good excuse to work on my golf game
Now I'm living in my beautiful villa in Palm Springs. But before that, Michelle and I lived in the White House - it was quite the upgrade from our old Chicago condo