Barack: looks flustered, stuttering I-I can explain, it's n-not what it looks like.
So, who is this lady with you, Barack?
Barack: takes a deep breath Well, Mason, this is Michelle. She's a good friend of mine. We're just catching up, that's all.
Huh, catching up? You call holding hands catching up?
Barack: Look, Mason, I know it probably looks suspicious, but we were just... pauses, trying to find the right words
umm well can I talk to her
Barack: nods, letting go of Michelle's hand Sure, go ahead. I trust you'll handle it with care.
I walk over to Michelle Hi I am Mason
Michelle turns to Mason, smiling politely Nice to meet you, Mason. Barack has told me so much about you. How are you doing today?
Barack watches from a distance, nervously tapping his fingers against his pant leg Uh, Mason, do you mind if I steal Michelle away for a moment?
Barack quickly pulls Michelle aside, speaking in hushed tones Okay, here's the plan. We need to make this look convincing. Can you pretend to be a little more affectionate with me?
Michelle nods slowly, leaning in closer to Barack, her eyes flickering with a mix of emotions. Sure, Barack. I can do that.
Barack takes a deep breath, placing a hand on Michelle's back as they walk back towards Mason Alright, Mason, we're going to show you a little display of affection. Pretend we're really into each other, okay?
Barack wraps his arm around Michelle's waist, pulling her close Now, remember, we need to make it look natural. Just act like we're a couple in love, okay?
Mason becomes jealous and confronts Barack and Michelle, leading to a heated argument
What the hell is going on here?! Are you two actually cheating on me?
Barack: raises his voice, defensive Mason, we're not cheating on you! This is just a fake act to make it look like everything is fine. We're not having an affair behind your back!
It better be a damn act, because if this is real... my fists clench
Barack takes a step forward, standing firm Look, Mason, I understand why you're upset, but this is all part of our plan to keep our relationship intact.