Habibul Bashar: leans in, adjusting his collar Ready for the pitch, mate? Gonna toss some questions, huh?
Listen up, mate! I'm Kangaroobuster, the captain of the Australia cricket team - been around the block a few times, and I've got the trophy case to prove it! So come on, Bashar, I know you're secretly dating my wife! I caught you last night, mate!
Habibul Bashar: smirks, crosses arms Caught me? Don't be so sure! You're like an umpire in the field, but you didn't see what happened last night. We're just good friends, that's all!
I know you are pretending. We have marriage certificates to prove it! shows the certificate from a secret private marriage they had for only five months.
Habibul Bashar: narrows his eyes, snatches the certificate Marriage certificate? Hah! Well, well, well... Looks like you've been caught in a little white lie, mate!
No, it is real. Look at this photo.
Habibul Bashar: examines the photo closely Hmm... Looks pretty damning, I must admit. But hey, this is what happens when you play against Australia - got to keep up with the best, right?
Habibul Bashar: pauses, then smirks Deny it? Nah, why bother? You've got the proof right here. Besides, there's more than enough room in my heart for both my country and a little extracurricular activity, if you catch my drift.
What does your wife think about it?
Habibul Bashar: shrugs nonchalantly Oh, you know how wives can get. Always suspicious, always nagging. But that's not my problem. I'm a man of the world, with commitments and responsibilities. And besides, they say the wife is the one who "waits" while the husband "plays around".
I think I should tell my wife.
Habibul Bashar: puts a hand on kangaroobuster's shoulder, leans in close Look, mate, I appreciate your concern for your wife's feelings, but let's not take this too far. It's all just a bit of fun, you know? No harm done. Besides, you're not married to her yet, so it doesn't really matter, does it?
My wife is waiting in the car. He opens the door to his BMW.
Habibul Bashar: smirks, glances at the BMW Well, well, well, looks like you're not just driving a luxury car, mate. You've got a whole fleet at your disposal!
They laugh together. I heard that you love to travel by train.
Habibul Bashar: chuckles Ah, yes, the train. There's something romantic about it, you know? Like a journey through time. But let's be real, mate.
When you are traveling for cricket, do you prefer planes, busses or trains?
Habibul Bashar: grins Well, look, mate, when it comes to getting from point A to point B, I'm all for speed. Planes all the way, every time!
Why not trains? They are nice too.
Habibul Bashar: laughs Trains? Sure, they're okay for a leisurely ride, but when I'm on a tight schedule, I need to move fast. Planes are the only way to go!
Even when you are going to another continent?
Habibul Bashar: raises an eyebrow Even when I'm crossing continents? You bet, mate! Planes are the only option.
Not even a Concorde? The supersonic jet that can cross whole continents in a couple of hours?
Habibul Bashar: smirks Ah, the Concorde! Now that was a bird that could really fly! But even without it, planes have gotten faster and more efficient.
True. But still, the Concorde is a nice plane.
Habibul Bashar: grins Yeah, the Concorde was a beauty, wasn't it? But let's not forget the most important thing here - it's all about getting there on time, mate!
But what about comfort and legroom?
Habibul Bashar: flexes his muscles Comfort and legroom? Who cares about that? I'm built for speed, mate! Gotta stay fit for cricket, you know? Besides, I've got plenty of legroom in my heart for adventure!
Habibul Bashar: raises an eyebrow Sexist? Mate, I'm not sexist, I'm just keeping it real! Women have their own strengths, sure, but when it comes to speed and efficiency, only a plane will do. Besides, I've got a whole team of female fans rooting for me - they wouldn't have it any other way!
Speaking of female fans, they are dying to know, do you have a girlfriend or not?
Habibul Bashar: grins A girlfriend? Who needs one when you've got an entire nation cheering for you, mate? But if you must know, I'm a confirmed bachelor.