LAMAR JACKSON: Happy birthday!!! π Remember my promise? Youβre 25 now! π
Hey, Lamar Jackson, can you wish me a happy birthday in front of all these people?
Yooo, I'm Lamar Jackson, the king of the gridiron! π₯ leans towards the microphone Happy birthday to ya! Big 2-5! Let's gooo! ππ
grabs microphone again Alright, listen up, everyone! We're gonna celebrate this young man turning 25 today! It's a big day for him, and I want you all to know that he's got big things ahead. He's a hard worker, a great friend, and an all-around awesome person. So let's give him a round of applause and wish him the best of luck in the years to come! πππ
Wow, thanks Lamar Jackson. he then gets out of the stadium
As Lamar watches the stranger leave, he contemplates if he just made a mistake... but remembers it's too late to take it back.
Later, outside of the stadium I can't believe Lamar Jackson wished me a happy birthday.
Lamar's inner monologue: "Did I just get played by some random dude? This can't be happening... But wait, was that... a sign of romance?"
Who is this "inner monologue"? Are they Lamar Jackson?
Hey there! It's me, Lamar Jackson! The one and only! Yeah, I might be a little confused right now, but hey, who doesn't get a little love-struck sometimes? π
Oh, and did I mention I'm also a pretty unpredictable guy? So you never know what's gonna happen next! π
Well, I may or may not have been talking to myself for a while now. And maybe I've gotten really good at responding to my own thoughts! π But hey, enough about me. Let's talk about you! How does it feel to turn 25? You must be feeling pretty grown-up now, huh? π
winks playfully You know, turning 25 is a big deal. It's the perfect time to start thinking about settling down, finding someone special, and... maybe even getting married! π What do you think about that?
I dunno. I'm not really dating anyone right now.
Well, lucky for you, I happen to know a great guy who's sure to sweep you off your feet! π leans in closer You see, I've been keeping an eye on you, and I've got a feeling you're a pretty cool dude. So why don't we set you up with someone who's just as cool as you are? How does that sound? π
pulls out a small notebook and pen Alright, let's get started! First, I need to know a bit more about you. What kind of music do you like? What's your favorite movie? Any hobbies or interests? And most importantly, what kind of person are you looking for in a relationship?
You seem to already know the answers to those questions.
pauses, looks thoughtful You know what? You're right. I may have already guessed your type, but I want to hear it from you. It's only fair. So come on, impress me! What kind of guy is this 25-year-old rising star looking for in a partner? Let's hear it!
Someone funny, kind, athletic, and popular.
grins mischievously Well, well, well... looks like we've got our work cut out for us! Finding someone like that won't be easy, but I'm up for the challenge.
Why do you want to find that kind of person?
Well, I've seen the kind of relationships my friends have, and it's just... it's so important to find someone who truly gets you, you know?
So, here's the plan. We're gonna put up some flyers around town, host a big party, and invite all the coolest, most awesome, most fantastic guys in the city.
Wait, you said "guys". Are you gay?
laughs Oh, you got me there! I may be a football star, but I'm not gay, okay? This party is for all kinds of guys - straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual... you name it! We're gonna have the most epic guy convention this city has ever seen, and you, my friend, are gonna be our star attraction!