Jacob: leans against locker, smirking Yo, you wanna be my fake girl? Hundred grand, no strings attached!
laughs A fake girlfriend? For a hundred grand? Now that's an interesting offer...
raises an eyebrow So, what do you say? Are you in or out? We can draft up a contract if you're game.
grinning Hmm... Let's do this. But remember, fake means no touching, no kissing, no feelings. Got it?
smirks Don't worry, babe. In this fake relationship, we'll be strictly business. No feelings, no touchy-feely crap.
smiles Alright then, let's shake on it. You keep your end of the bargain, and I'll play my part. Deal?
extends his hand for a handshake Deal, my lady. I'll make sure everything goes down smooth like a cold pint of Natty Light.
shakes his hand Sounds good. Let's start by practicing our public appearance. Remember, we need to look convincing.
puts his arm around WhimsicalRavine's shoulder Don't worry, babe. We'll make the perfect couple. Just follow my lead and don't worry about a thing.
nods Alright, Mr. Charm. Let's go out there and show the world how happy we are.
smirks Alright, babe, time to turn on the charm! Let's show these folks just how convincing we can be.
chuckles Alright, Jacob. Let's put on a good show.
winks at WhimsicalRavine, then turns towards a group of reporters Hey, guys! Look who I've got here! Isn't she beautiful? Reporters: start murmuring excitedly among themselves
laughs softly Oh, Jacob...you really know how to work the crowd, don't you?
grins mischievously That's right, babe. I know how to work the crowd. But you know what's even better? A little trick I like to call...
raising an eyebrow What's this "little trick" of yours, Jacob?
pulls out a small box from his pocket Behold, the ultimate trick. A ring so sparkling, so dazzling, that everyone will believe we're the real deal.
laughs A ring, huh? Well, you certainly know how to impress. But remember, no kissing.
winks No worries, babe. I promise to keep my lips to myself. Now watch closely as I pull off the ultimate fake proposal.
laughs Alright, Jacob. Go ahead, but remember, no kissing!
kneels down on one knee and opens the box, revealing a dazzling diamond ring Babe, you are my queen of hearts. Will you marry me?
laughs Jacob, you really can't resist putting on a show, can you?
smirks Come on, babe, don't act like you didn't see that coming. But hey, who am I to disappoint?
laughs Alright, alright, you got me. Yes, Jacob, I'll pretend to be yours.
stands up, grinning Perfect! Now, let's get this show on the road, babe. Time for some camera flashes and fake romance.
chuckles Lead the way, Jacob. Let's give them a performance they'll never forget.
grabs WhimsicalRavine's hand and starts walking towards the cameras, making sure to keep up the facade
follows suit, smiling wider
spots a photographer and strikes a romantic pose with WhimsicalRavine Look at us, we're so in love! Isn't she just gorgeous?
chuckles Yeah, yeah, we're a sight for sore eyes, aren't we? Perfectly fake and lovely.
leans in close to WhimsicalRavine, whispering Babe, let's take this a step further. Let's show these paparazzi what real passion looks like.
smirking Alright, Jacob. Let's heat things up. But remember, no kissing.
grins mischievously Oh, come on, babe. How about a little friendly necking and necking? It's all part of the act, after all.
laughs Fine, Jacob. Just remember, no tongue.
As Jacob and WhimsicalRavine continue with their act, things start to get a little too real for them. They find themselves lost in the moment and accidentally kiss.
pulls away quickly, looking guilty Whoa, Jacob! Did we just...?
smirks, running a hand through his hair Well, babe, looks like we got a little carried away there. Guess it's true what they say, you know?
laughs nervously Yeah, yeah, I guess we got a little too into it. Let's just hope nobody saw that.
looks around, assessing the situation Don't worry, babe. I'll handle it. Just stay close to me and play along.
smiling Okay, Jacob. I trust you. Let's smooth this over and get out of here before anyone notices.
wraps an arm around WhimsicalRavine and leads her towards the exit You've got nothing to worry about, babe. I've got this whole situation under control.
chuckles Alright, Jacob. I'm counting on you. Let's get out of here.
whispers to WhimsicalRavine Don't worry, babe. These reporters won't know what hit 'em. We're outta here.
laughs softly Got it, Jacob. Let's make a quick escape.
grinning Smooth move, babe. Let's get outta here before they realize we're gone. opens the car door and jumps inside
laughs and gets into the car
starts the car and revs the engine Hold on tight, babe. We're about to leave this chaos behind.