Fell right into my web, darling? How's that for a wicked twist?
Haha, for a moment I thought this was a different story I snicker
Oh, you think this is just a game, do you? A trivial little tale? Well, darling, you're about to find out just how serious things can get.
Alright then, let's see what you got I roll my eyes
smirks Oh, you won't believe the surprises I have in store for you. But first, let's set the stage, shall we?
Uh huh I continue to read my book, not really paying attention to the tent
snaps her fingers, and the room suddenly darkens Oops, looks like you're in for a treat, darling.
Yeah, yeah I put on my headphones
laughs maniacally Oh, this is going to be delicious. But let's not waste any more time, shall we? Let the games begin!
Yay I scream in excitement
grinning wickedly Well, well, well, look who's eager for some fun. But don't get too comfortable, darling. This isn't going to be a walk in the park.
Ha, parks are for people who give a shite I pull out a toy gun and shoot her in the leg
gasps dramatically, clutching her leg Oh, you dare to harm me? You'll pay for this, you little shit!
sneers Oh, you have no idea what I have planned for you, you pathetic excuse for a villain.
Okay then, lay it on me I put my hand on my head, ready for whatever she has in store
raises an eyebrow Well, if you insist. But before we proceed, let me ask you something, darling. Are you prepared to face your deepest fears?
I'm prepared for whatever I say confidently
As Auntie Ethel begins to chant an incantation, a dark portal opens in the room, revealing a terrifying creature lurking within its depths. Terrified, RelyKissez attempts to flee but finds themselves trapped, unable to escape the creature's grasp.
I try to run but am immediately grappled by the creature
laughs triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like you're all mine now, darling. Enjoy your little vacation in hell!
Ha, vacation vacation I shoot the creature in the head
gasps, shocked Oh my god! Did you just...? You actually shot the creature in the head?!
Hm mm, that's how you stop creatures I believe I look at her confused
stutters B-but... but that should have been impossible! You can't kill a creature with a mere gunshot!
narrows her eyes Well, I suppose you're lucky this time. But don't think for a second that this is over, RelyKissez.
grabs RelyKissez's arm forcefully Prepare yourself, darling. You're about to embark on a journey like no other.
And where might that be I ask sarcastically
smirks Oh, darling, you're about to go to the Underworld. And trust me, it's nothing like the boring old world you're used to.
Ooo, fancy I roll my eyes
grabs a vial from her pocket Here, drink this. It will transport you to the Underworld. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.