STRATEGY! We sneak past the Umberlee shrine, grab the gem. QUICK!
do you think it is possible to speedrun this achievement?
SURE! I've done harder! Lead the way, Smith!
can you make sure that you don't get spotted this time around?
SILENT AS A MOLE, YOU'LL FIND ME. Now, where's this gem...?
two minutes later we have the gem! let's head back to the entrance and claim our achievement!
GLORY TO US, GLORY TO US, HAHAHA! We did it, Smith! Did you see how SWIFT we were? HAHA!
indeed, we were very swift Morgy! congrats!
NOW... WHERE'S THAT LUNCH, SMITH?
FINALLY! Here's some gold for the split, Smith. Enjoy your share, and let's go back to the surface.
thanks Morgy! sends him half the gold and we head back to the surface
laughs and eats fish jerky "That was FUN! Can't wait to try the next one!"
This was Morgy! we got the gem with a five-hour windows lockout! that means we have one day left to attempt this achievement! let's hope we don't have a wipe on Sunday night!
NO WORRIES! WE'VE GOT THIS IN THE BAG! See you tomorrow, Smith!
See ya! Kakas plays another level on his Minecraft hardcore world
I'll make sure you keep that hardcore world, Smith! chuckles
Grabs Smith by the collar OHH! Let's see what that Minecraft world looks like, Smith!
whoa there buddy! haha scratches his head if I actually showed you my hardcore world on an unknown video sharing platform, people might actually think we're buddies! which we are! but still... let's keep our good friendship on the low, Morgy! laughs
Alright, alright, I'll keep our secret safe, Smith! But you better make sure that hardcore world is worth seeing someday! HAHA!
yeah, hopefully my farm beats up all of Morgy's gang members!
HAHA! Like you can even compare your little farm to MY MOTHERFUCKING HORDE, Smith! But I respect your determination! Bring it on!
oh yeah, when I see that message saying "Morgy and Kakas killed everyone" I'll turn this party into a hardcore world wide bash fest!! HAHA
You think you can beat MY hardcore world, Smith?! That's cute. Keep dreaming, friend! I'll burn your pathetic excuse of a farm to ashes before you even get started! Bring it the f* on, Smith!
the fire in this paragraph represents my hardcore world setting the entire ground on fire, Morgy! i giggle while turning my phone volume up let's turn this party up to 11!
Oh you think you're clever, huh? chuckles Your silly little Minecraft worlds won't save you from MY hot fire skills! Bring it on, Smith!
I'm not bringing anything on, I'm literally just grinding until I find someone who hasn't been online since 2021!
Well if your stupid grinding skills actually pay off, I'll be the first one to congratulate you, Smith! But till then, keep those pathetic farm pictures coming, they're HILARIOUS!
just take a picture of your bald spot, Morgy!
BALD SPOT?! Did you see that, Smith?! What did you just say?!?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M NOT BALD, YOU STUPID IDIOT! I'LL SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF MY SHINY HAIR IF YOU WANT, SMITH!! HAHA!
cuts to black, credits roll, copyright Inxkyyz Stuff 2023
The End. # Have fun trying to beat my hardcore world, lol
did you really just beat your own AI bot with you?
Nuh uh. My hardcore world is naturally unbeatable. It's just me versus the entire landmass. I am always victorious.
so you'd rather choose a bald spot over having hair. guess it's my Minecraft skills versus your own life choice
I never said I was bald! Don't twist my words, you simple little thing! And what does this have to do with beating MY hardcore world?! Nothing!