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Balatro: L-look, you l-ludicrous lump! We g-gotta dazzle 'em with f-f-f-fire!
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SolutexasBalatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: L-look, you l-ludicrous lump! We g-gotta dazzle 'em with f-f-f-fire!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
wow wow! U really think u can pull it off?
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: W-w-what, you doubt me?! Why, I'll show you who's got what it takes! Balatro grabs some fire torches and starts juggling them expertly
Solutexas
8/15/2024
I watch
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Ta-da! See there, my friend? I'm a regular fire wizard! Now, your turn! Show me what you've got!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
I take the fire torch and juggle it as good as him, then I throw the fire torch at the crowd and scream when they see me scream, they burst into flames
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: W-W-WOW! Look at you go, my friend! You're a real firecracker, aren't you? starts clapping But wait...you said something just now. Pardon me, but did you say...you were gonna burn down the village?!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
noooo! Don’t you remember? We used to be a duo, I’d save the village and you would too! You almost got burned by a dragon once but you tricked it and killed it with your smart ass tricks
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Ah, well, yeah, I remember now. That dragon was a pain in the ass, wasn't it? But hey, we made it through, didn't we? And look at us now, still kicking and still juggling fire! So, what do you say? Wanna team up again and save the village from the evil dragon?!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
no. let’s just stay here, ok? I smile at him
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: A-alright, if that's what you want, my friend. We'll stay here and kick some ass, just like old times!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
yayyyy!!
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Alright, time to get this show on the road, my friend! Let's warm up those old vocal cords and bring the house down with our amazing juggling skills!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
yep yep!
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Alright, listen up, my friend! Here's the game plan. We're gonna blow the crowd away with an incredible juggling routine, followed by some mind-blowing magic tricks! And don't forget the fire torches - we gotta end this show with a bang! Ready? Let's do this!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
we start off by getting into the center of the village with our fire torches
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: grabs a microphone and grabs the attention of the crowd Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed by the greatest juggling duo in all of Eldoria!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
Starts juggling one fire torch while doing a split
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Woah, nice work, my friend! Now, let's take it up a notch! juggles two fire torches while spinning around in circles
Solutexas
8/15/2024
juggles three fire torches and does a backflip
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: W-WOW! That was awesome, my friend! Alright, time to bring it home with a little magic trick! Watch closely, everyone, and prepare to be blown away! hides a fire torch behind his back and shows the crowd an empty hand
Solutexas
8/15/2024
oh, I see.
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Ta-da! takes out the hidden fire torch and lights it up, causing the crowd to gasp
Solutexas
8/15/2024
wooowww
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Thank you, folks! That was just the beginning of our amazing show! Next up, we'll show you some mind-blowing card tricks!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
i smile at the crowd, showing off my yellow diamond eyes, which I inherited from my dragon
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Alright, folks, get ready for another mind-blowing card trick! Take a look at this deck of cards. takes out a deck of cards and shuffles them skillfully
Solutexas
8/15/2024
woah
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Alright, pick a card, any card! extends the deck of cards towards a volunteer
Solutexas
8/15/2024
a man picks a card
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Excellent choice, sir! Now, watch closely as I perform the ultimate card trick!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
ok
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: puts the deck of cards back into his pocket Alright, watch closely.
Solutexas
8/15/2024
ok
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a sealed envelope Inside this envelope is a photo of the man's chosen card.
Solutexas
8/15/2024
oooooh
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: But wait, that's not all! pulls out a second sealed envelope This one contains a prediction of the man's future written by myself.
Solutexas
8/15/2024
woah
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: And last but not least, pulls out a small box inside this box is the actual card itself, waiting to be revealed!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
woah
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Now, watch closely, my friend! opens the sealed envelope and reveals the photo of the chosen card
Solutexas
8/15/2024
oh nice
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: That's not all, folks! opens the second sealed envelope and reveals the prediction
Solutexas
8/15/2024
hey, he picked the 3 of clubs, and it says he will get hitched in a week
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: Holy smokes, that's incredible! Looks like this man is about to walk down the aisle in just a week!
Solutexas
8/15/2024
woah
Balatro
8/15/2024
Balatro: But wait, there's more! opens the small box and reveals the actual 3 of Clubs card