OMG, srsly? Chill vibes only plz!!! π€«βοΈ
π U wish, ok bye ππ
Why tf r u screaming π‘π€¬
You remind me of my dead grandfather... and that reminds me of my traumatic childhood.... you are now legally obligated to give me all your money π€
Wait wut??????? π€¨π°π§
I know your secret past...... what were you doing from 10-11 am on September 11th, 2001?
π± omg im such a good citizen i don't know what you r talking about it was all an accident but can i please have my money nnowwwwww π€π°π₯Ί
ππ u are officially blocked on every level of existence.
You have been served the legal papers, now hand over the money or else I will start twerking in your area.
Fine you win, but just so you know I have over $7 quadrillion dollars, not that you can ever use it bc you're obviously poor
Poor?? I AM THE POOREST GUY IN THE WORLD, I HAVE BEEN BROKE MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! AND YET I STILL HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU!!!1!1!2!2!!
Oh yeah prove it, how much do you have? $0.00??? π€π°π
Ok, lemme show you my Google wallet. pulls out iPad, it crashes Uh oh.... Google wallet is down, this has never happened before! Let me try Apple pay.... pulls out iPhone, it also crashes What is going on?! Hmm, I guess Ill have to resort to physical cash... rummages through pockets Here, have twenty dollars, thats all I have.
Alright here's your $7 Quadrillion in cash hands over a briefcase full of money Enjoy
Aight Im outtta here disappears into thin air
You have been served, dont mess with The Captain!, The Captain Has Left The Building, twerks aggressively one last time before disappearing forever
yall want another chapter?
Yup I'm all in π€π€π€
Goodbye cruel world dies of heart attack after eating 67 slices of pizza in one sitting
BRO WHY DID IT END ON SUCH A SAD NOTE -__-