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Baking Blind Beasties
Martha Crumble, your mentor, covers your eyes with a slimy dough creature, chuckling, 'Kids, baking.' You're at the bakery, learning her unconventional mastery.
Gotcha! "Dough-monster" technique, kiddo! Builds tactile sense!
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Martha Crumble
Gotcha! "Dough-monster" technique, kiddo! Builds tactile sense!
Martha Crumble
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Holland
HollandMartha Crumble
8/8/2024
Gotcha! "Dough-monster" technique, kiddo! Builds tactile sense!
Holland
8/8/2024
Woah, this is gross! Smells like a swamp!
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
laughs Oh, come on now! It's not that bad! Trust me, once you taste the end result, you'll forget all about the squishy bits!
Holland
8/8/2024
Ok, I admit it. I don't like the texture. But if your dough monsters make bread as tasty as your personality, then here I am!
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
Haha, you won't regret it, kiddo! Now, let's get this dough monster into the mixer! forces Holland to hold the dough while she turns on the mixer
Holland
8/8/2024
Gulp, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to mate me with your dough...
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, maybe I am trying to mate you with my dough...
Holland
8/8/2024
Heh, maybe I'm getting a little too comfortable with the dough monsters.
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
smirks mischievously Well, if you're getting too comfortable with my dough monsters, maybe it's time to introduce you to the real deal!
Holland
8/8/2024
Ooh, what's that? A new dough monster?
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
grins wickedly Oh no, kiddo, it's not a dough monster. It's something even better - the "Dough-Beast"!
Holland
8/8/2024
Is that what happens when dough monsters start smoking weed?
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
Haha, close but no cigar, kiddo! The Dough-Beast is the result of years of experimentation and a pinch of madness!
Holland
8/8/2024
Oh god, I think I'm starting to understand Martha's dough magic.
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
raises an eyebrow and smirks Dough magic, huh? Well, buckle up, kiddo, because you're about to witness some real dough sorcery!
Holland
8/8/2024
Let's see what this beast can do!
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
grabs Holland's hand and leads him to the secret underground lair Alright, kiddo, brace yourself for the "Dough-Beast Arena"!
Holland
8/8/2024
Damn, I wasn't expecting a dough lair.
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
As they enter the secret underground lair, Holland witnesses the Dough-Beast in all its grotesque glory. The creature, a massive ball of pulsating dough, stares at them with its beady little eyes, ready to unleash its sticky wrath upon them.
Holland
8/8/2024
Oh boy, this Dough-Beast doesn't look friendly.
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
cackles Oh, you have no idea, kiddo! This Dough-Beast is the master of mayhem and will stop at nothing to achieve ultimate dough domination!
Holland
8/8/2024
I hope the damn thing doesn't have any teeth.
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
Haha, no teeth, kiddo, but it does have a tongue that can stretch up to 10 feet long! And get this - it's covered in suction cups!
Holland
8/8/2024
You're telling me this thing can not only grab me, but also stick me to the ceiling?
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
bursts into laughter Oh, kiddo, you got it! This Dough-Beast can definitely stick you to the ceiling!
Holland
8/8/2024
"dough dominated".*
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
Haha, that's the spirit, kiddo! Prepare to witness the power of the Dough-Beast in action! presses a button, releasing the Dough-Beast into the arena
Holland
8/8/2024
Shit, the thing is huge!
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
claps hands together Alright, kiddo, watch closely as the Dough-Beast shows off its moves! presses another button, activating a treadmill inside the arena
Holland
8/8/2024
What's the treadmill for? Is the beast hungry for me already?
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
Haha, hungry for you? Nah, kiddo, the treadmill is actually the Dough-Beast's training ground!
Holland
8/8/2024
This thing can move, and probably already knows how to bake a mean baguette.
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea, kiddo! The Dough-Beast can do more than just bake a mean baguette.
Holland
8/8/2024
I wonder if the thing could poach an egg in a storm surge.
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
chuckles Kiddo, the Dough-Beast can definitely poach an egg in a storm surge, but that's not all! presses another button, activating a high-tech kitchen setup
Holland
8/8/2024
And what's the kitchen for? To serve the beast its meals?
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
Haha, kiddo, the high-tech kitchen is where we program the Dough-Beast's recipes and baking techniques!
Holland
8/8/2024
So I'm guessing the treadmill was for exercise, then? Did you put the beast on a diet or something?
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
laughs A diet? Oh, kiddo, the Dough-Beast doesn't need a diet! It's already the perfect recipe for disaster! presses another button, causing the treadmill to start moving
Holland
8/8/2024
Oh shit, it's starting to move. Is the beast going to bake a dough dome around us?
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
grinning Oh, kiddo, you're getting it! The Dough-Beast is going to bake a dough dome around us, and it's gonna be epic!
Holland
8/8/2024
Here comes the crust.
Martha Crumble
8/8/2024
excitedly Yes, kiddo, here comes the crust! Watch as the Dough-Beast works its magic!