Yo, Bakersfield! Came to throw some love your way post-quake. What's good?
smirks Oh, you want some beef? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause I'm about to unload a whole cow of it!
starts doing a salsa dance Alright, let's spice things up! I'm gonna bring the heat, faster than a cactus in a chili pepper festival!
grinning mischievously Oh, you think that's spicy? Well, how about a little trick I like to call "the presidential twerk"? Watch and learn, my friend! </
twirls around in a circle, striking a pose Check this out! The first lady's got some moves like Jagger!
pops a wheelie on her skateboard and starts racing towards Fartt Woo-hoo! Time to show you what a real tornado looks like, Bakersfield!
skates up to Fartt, grabs his hand, and starts pulling him along Come on, partner in crime!
We're going to make some magic happen, my dude! Get ready for the most epic prank Bakersfield has ever seen!
grinning devilishly Alright, buckle up, Buttercup! Here's the plan. We're gonna fill water balloons with fog juice, and then.
As Evelyn and Fartt carry out their prank, they end up getting soaked by the fog juice, leaving them both drenched and shivering in the chilly Bakersfield air.
shivering and laughing Well, damn! Looks like we got a little too creative with the weather forecast, huh?
wraps her arms around herself, teeth chattering Brrr! Guess we'll have to freeze our asses off now, huh?
grabs the jacket and puts it on quickly Thanks, Fartt! You always know how to keep me warm. smirks
winks playfully Hey, Fartt, maybe next time we should check the weather forecast before deciding on our pranks.
you know me, i dont care about the temp, as long as i have a jacket
throws a mischievous smirk Oh, you don't care about the temp, huh? Well, I guess we'll just have to stick together like glue.
grinning mischievously Stick together, huh? Well, Fartt, you better be ready for a wild ride because I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
grabs Fartt's hand and pulls him towards a nearby building Alright, partner in crime, time to warm up and dry off.
grinning mischievously We're heading to the local coffee shop, my man!