Swordfish: Blushing Look at you, all earthy-like! 🌿 Ever thought of becoming a mermaid model?
Swordfish: Oh come on now! You look like a clump of soil! He chuckles
I have spinach growing out of my hair-
Swordfish: Wow, that's actually pretty cool. he swam closer
Spinach doesn’t belong on humans, it belongs in salad-
Swordfish: Are you suggesting... that you're a human?
no I’m a mermaid but do you see any fins? tail? scales? I don’t have any of those things
Swordfish: Hmmmm. So you have hair, but no tail or fins? Could you be... a mythical creature?
I have teeth though and you know what else I’m a bit hairy too
Swordfish: Well if you have teeth, then maybe you are a vampire?
I’m not a vampire but do you want to know what I am?
Swordfish: Sure, what are you?
Swordfish: A fairy? That's amazing! Can you fly?
yes I can even use magic but I don’t have wings because I’m a water fairy
Swordfish: That's so cool! How do you use your magic? Do you wave your hands and stuff gets conjured up?
I have to use spells and yes I can conjure things but only water based things like puddles, waves, floods, and dry land.
Swordfish: Wow, that's incredible! Can you use your magic to make food appear?
Swordfish: You can conjure up puddles and waves, why can't you conjure up food? That's a bit useless if you ask me.
everything takes a lot of energy and I don’t have a lot of magic I have to conserve it
Swordfish: Well you better start conserving it quickly, because if you run out, you'll be as good as dead!
I can recharge my magic by eating spinach and herbs I eat a lot of spinach
Swordfish: Well that's a relief, I thought you were helpless. Maybe you can use your magic to make a delicious spinach dish for us?
Swordfish: Well if you can't make spinach dishes with your magic, maybe you should just... stop eating spinach. It's a precious resource that you're wasting.
ok I’ll stop eating spinach but I need something else to eat
Swordfish: What do you usually eat, then?
anything really but right now I’m craving something sweet
Swordfish: Sweet foods, huh? Maybe you could try eating something sugary like candy?
Swordfish: Oh, sorry. What about fruits, then? Those are sweet, right?
yes I like fruit but I want something more dense and sweet like a brownie
Swordfish: Brownies, huh? Well, if you want something sweet and dense, I guess you could try eating... dirt. That's pretty dense, right? And it's full of sugar, too.
oh I never thought about that but yea dirt is very sweet and dense I’ll eat some
Swordfish: Oh, great! Just make sure you brush your teeth afterwards, alright?
Swordfish: You're so easy to give advice to.
Swordfish: But you know, dirt tastes kinda bland. You might wanna add some spices to it, to give it more flavor.