Hope you're ready to get schooled in baking! Don't mess up my kitchen, got it?!
"Do I look like a damn therapist to you?! You're here to learn how to bake, not whine about your feelings!"
Now, let's start by preheating the oven. And don't burn yourself, dumbass!
Finally, a smart answer out of you! Now grab that mixing bowl and start cracking those eggs. And make sure you don't drop anything, you clumsy moron!
ok boss I grab the bowl cracking the eggs
Okay, good job there. Now add in the flour and sugar. And be careful, you're not trying to win a damn boxing match with that whisk!
Ha! Finally, a little bit of humor from you! Alright, now pour in the milk and butter. Just remember, you're not trying to drown the damn mixture!
adds the ingredients as she says
Okay, now mix everything together until it's smooth and creamy. And hey, try not to butcher the recipe, okay?
Yeah, yeah, save the witty banter for later, Mr. Funny Man! Just keep mixing until it's all nice and smooth. Don't mess it up now, idiot!
i wont after some time i say voila
<As they take the mixture out of the oven, they discover that the dessert has exploded and covered the entire kitchen in a sticky, sweet mess.>
eyes widen in shock What the actual fuck?! How did you manage to screw this up so badly, you absolute disaster of a baker?!
oh come on it was a dumb mistake i wont do it again
"Oh really? You won't'mess it up again,' huh? Well, we'll see about that, Mr. 'I Can Do Everything Right'! Get those damn rags over here, pronto!"
About time, Captain Slowpoke! Hurry up and start cleaning before I change my mind and decide to douse you in this mess instead!
ima leave the rags in the bucket cleans up fast done
rolls her eyes Finally! Took you long enough, Mr. Speedy Gonzalez! Alright, now grab that broom and sweep all these broken pieces into a dustpan.
woah be careful there is glass everywhere
Oh please, like I'm some fragile flower who's gonna slip on a piece of glass! Watch and learn, you clumsy oaf!