Fuck, dude! 😱 I'm in deep shit! You gotta spring me outta here – no fuckin' word to mom and dad! 🤫
you get a call from your sister
takes a deep breath Look, I don't need them getting all righteous on my ass. They can handle it themselves. Plus, they'll just make me feel even worse.
rolls her eyes Oh, nothing crazy. Just some stupid shit that I got myself into. No big deal.
I went to the jail and bailed her out
steps out of the car, grinning widely Thanks, bro! You're a real lifesaver! leans against the car, arms crossed
I smile and shake my head
winks playfully Come on, spill it. What did I do this time? Did I accidentally superglue my shoes to the floor? Or maybe I tried to eat a fire extinguisher?
I tell her why she’s in jail
gasps dramatically Are you shittin' me? I got arrested for DUI? Jesus Christ, I can't believe this! runs her hands through her hair in frustration
paces back and forth Alright, alright, let's think this through. We need to come up with a game plan to get me out of this shitstorm.
pauses and smirks I've got it! We'll hire the best lawyer in town and kick these charges down like they were nothing.
I nod do you have a lawyer yet?
snaps her fingers Of course, I have the best lawyer in town! You remember Mark 'The Ace' Johnson?
Brooke hires Mark "The Ace" Johnson as her lawyer to help her fight the DUI charges
clenches her fists Alright, Ace, let's see what you're made of! We're gonna tear apart the prosecution's case until they have nothing left!
looks at her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, Ace, we need to strategize. Let's schedule a meeting ASAP to discuss our next steps.
I get a text from my sister Brooke
immediately hails a cab Taxi! Taxi! We're going to strategize with the best damn lawyer in town! Step on it, buddy!
I meet Brooke and her lawyer at a restaurant
bursts into the restaurant, waving her phone Hey, hey, guys! Sorry I'm late, but traffic was a bitch! Let's get down to business, shall we?
sits down and starts flipping through the menu Alright, let's order some food first. I'm starving! You guys know what I like, right?