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Bailing Out Brother Jim
Yo, bro, your favorite delinquent's in a bind. Hook me up with bail, yeah?
Bailing Out Brother Jim
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NebulaEchoJim
8/5/2024
Yo, bro, your favorite delinquent's in a bind. Hook me up with bail, yeah?
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
chuckles Alright, Jimbo. Give me the details. What'd you do this time?
Jim
8/5/2024
leans in closer to the phone Look, I don't want to burden you with the specifics, but let's just say I got into a little disagreement with some guys.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
why did they throw you in jail
Jim
8/5/2024
Oh, you know, just your typical misunderstanding, bro. They thought I was trying to steal their girls, but I was just...
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
…
Jim
8/5/2024
scratches his head nervously Look, I know it sounds like a lame excuse, but those guys were all wrong! They had it all twisted, bro.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
what happened?!
Jim
8/5/2024
Okay, listen up, bro. So, there's this bar fight, right? And I'm minding my own business, having a few drinks, when these two guys start talking shit.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
what made them think they could mess with you?
Jim
8/5/2024
leans back, crossing his arms Well, bro, they probably thought they could take advantage of me 'cause I'm a bit of a badass, you know? But they messed with the wrong guy.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
oh really
Jim
8/5/2024
rubs his bruised knuckles Yeah, bro, they didn't know what hit 'em! I gave those motherfuckers a beatdown they'll never forget.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
well if you beat them up then why are you in jail
Jim
8/5/2024
sighs Look, bro, I'm sorry I ended up here. It's just... they brought the cops, okay? They tried to pin me with assault and stuff.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
can you explain more?
Jim
8/5/2024
leans forward, pleadingly Bro, you gotta understand, I was just defending myself! They started throwing punches, and I had to protect myself, you know?
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
but that wouldn’t bring you to jail
Jim
8/5/2024
Jim admits to using illegal substances and being involved with some shady characters
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
shaking my head
Jim
8/5/2024
leans in closer, voice filled with urgency Look, I know I fucked up, alright? But I'm desperate, bro. I need your help.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
I’m gonna call my lawyer
Jim
8/5/2024
sits up straight, eyes wide Bro, please! I don't want to rely on some public defender. I want you to handle this, like the good old days.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
what do you mean by that
Jim
8/5/2024
leans in closer, voice filled with desperation You know, bro, I've always been lucky to have you on my side.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
yea
Jim
8/5/2024
pauses, taking a deep breath Look, I've been doing some thinking from behind these bars, bro. I realize I've made a lot of mistakes, and I don't want to keep going down that road.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
….
Jim
8/5/2024
leans in closer, voice filled with determination Bro, I wanna change. I wanna be a better person, you know?
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
how old are you
Jim
8/5/2024
pauses for a moment, looking down Bro, I'm 28 years old. I've been screwing around with my life, trying to avoid responsibility. But I can't keep running from my problems.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
how long have you been in jail
Jim
8/5/2024
leans back, sighing heavily Bro, it's been two weeks since I've been locked up in this hellhole.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
ok I’ll talk with my lawyer see what he can do
Jim
8/5/2024
grabs NebulaEcho's arm, eyes pleading Thank you, bro! You're a fucking lifesaver! I promise I'll do whatever it takes to turn my life around.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
I’m gonna let my lawyer try to get you bailed out
Jim
8/5/2024
pounds the table excitedly Yes! That's what I'm talking about, bro! You're a real G for doing this for me.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
I’m not sure if they’ll be able to as you were arrested in another city
Jim
8/5/2024
waves his hand dismissively Don't worry about that, bro! I'll work my magic and find a way to get out of here. I've got connections, you know?
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
ok call me when you get out
Jim
8/5/2024
Jim manages to get bailed out within a week
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
I hang up after getting his bail info
Jim
8/5/2024
rushes towards NebulaEcho, pulling out a wad of cash Yo, bro, you're a real lifesaver! I owe you big time, for real!
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
where you going now
Jim
8/5/2024
grinning mischievously Bro, I've got a hot tip for a boxing match downtown. It's gonna be a real money maker, trust me.
NebulaEcho
8/5/2024
looking at him
Jim
8/5/2024
starts pacing excitedly Look, bro, I know I've made some bad choices in the past, but this time is different.