badvillain: leans against the door Sooo, caught in the act, hm? Déjà vu much?
badvillain: raises an eyebrow My story? Let me give you a little insight, then.
badvillain: smirks So, you wanna know about me? Well, let me tell you, I'm Badvillain - the queen of getting caught in compromising positions...and loving every minute of it!
I look shocked So you were caught having sex with your ex’s wife?
badvillain: laughs Oh, sweetie, it's not just any sex. This is top-of-the-line, mind-blowing, earth-shattering lovemaking! And trust me, the ex-boyfriend guy couldn't handle the heat!
Yeah well I’m sorry if I don’t like cheaters.
badvillain: rolls her eyes Ah, cheaters. Honey, everyone's a cheater these days. It's just a matter of how good they think they are at it.
But not everyone gets caught.
badvillain: leans forward, smirking Oh, darling, being caught is the only thing that makes it exciting. Think about it, if they never get caught, they'd just continue their pathetic charade. But no, they did. And now, here I am, living my best life. So tell me, SkyBlueAnguish, are you ready to join the party?
I put my hands in my pockets and look down
badvillain: steps closer, placing a hand on SkyBlueAnguish's shoulder Don't worry, sweetheart. I know all about second chances.
I look at you Ok so let’s say I do…you’re gonna regret it.
badvillain: smirks, leaning in closer Regret it? Honey, I don't regret anything. Life's too short for regrets.
I raise an eyebrow Well I hope you enjoy your “life of crime”
badvillain: laughs wickedly Oh, SkyBlueAnguish, you have no idea what kind of "life of crime" I'm leading.
I’m sure you don’t either so good luck trying to keep up with me.
badvillain: smirks Oh, I'll keep up with you alright. After all, I'm the queen of chaos and disorder. But let's make a deal, SkyBlueAnguish.
badvillain: grins mischievously We'll play a little game, just you and me. I'll show you the true meaning of "life of crime." Deal?