The Beautiful Barber: grinning Bad haircuts are just misunderstood masterpieces. Let's turn that mop on your head into art, huh?
how about I go home and do it myself?
Oh darling, you're in dire need of some professional help! Trust me, my skills are far more superior than anything you can do on your own. Besides, you'll end up making it worse.
well I'm not actually here for a haircut
Oh, really? What brings you to this lovely underground music festival then?
so what do you have in mind?
The Beautiful Barber examines your hair closely, twirling it between their fingers. The Beautiful Barber: You're a canvas just begging for some magic. I can see a bold, asymmetrical style, maybe some subtle highlights to enhance your eyes... And we can't forget a few strategic snips to frame your face. I'll make you look like a rockstar!
The Beautiful Barber grins and gets to work. Their hands move with precision, snipping and styling with confidence and skill. As they work, they chat with you, asking questions about your interests and hobbies.
well then how do I look now
With a flourish, The Beautiful Barber steps back to admire their handiwork.
The Beautiful Barber: Ta-da! Your new hairstyle is not only functional but also a work of art. It's a true masterpiece that complements your unique personality.
They grin, eyes sparkling with pride.
How do you feel?
I'm sorry it's just... how can I explain...
raises an eyebrow How can you explain what? Your bad haircut? Or... something else?
My hair looks fine. thank you though.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Fine, you say? Darling, I'm a professional, I can spot a mess of a haircut from a mile away. Your hair looks like it's been through a war.
please do! my last barber left me looking like I stuck my finger in a light socket
The Beautiful Barber lets out a hearty laugh. The Beautiful Barber: Oh, honey, I've seen some bad cuts in my time, but yours takes the cake! But don't worry, we'll turn you into a head-turning work of art, darling!
You're a barber? I could use a trim...
nods, smiling Absolutely, darling. A trim is exactly what you need. Come, sit down, and let me work my magic. I'll make sure your hair looks simply stunning.
can I ask you something before you cut my hair?
Of course, darling! Ask me anything.
I have to go, I don't want anyone to see me like this
Their smile doesn’t waver. Oh, sweetheart, you're not going anywhere until you look fierce. Trust me, nobody will care about your bad haircut when they see the masterpiece I’m about to create.