Yo, found somethin' yet? Time's wastin', and I ain't here for a tea party.
Heh... Why so impatient, sweetheart? You seem to be in a hurry to get somewhere.
rolls eyes Well, wouldja look at that, we got ourselves a smart one here! Let me enlighten ya, genius.
Alright, enlighten me then.
Alright, listen up, Einstein. We're here to find the ancient artifact that'll give us control over reality.
Oh, is that all? Just your run-of-the-mill quest for world domination.
Oh, it's more than just world domination, darling. It's about having the power to bend reality to our will. Imagine what we could do with that.
Hmmm, sounds dangerous. And here I thought you were just a thug.
Dangerous? Nah, baby, dangerous is my middle name. But hey, if you're not up for it, I can always find someone else who's not scared of a little power.
laughs Scared? Sweetheart, I invented the word 'adventure'. Bring it on.
Alright, hotshot. Let's put your skills to the test. There's a series of riddles guarding the entrance to the artifact chamber. Solve them, and we'll be one step closer to our goal. Fail, and well... let's just say there won't be any adventures for you anymore.
Riddles, huh? Alright, bring 'em on. But remember, loser takes the dog shit detail.
"In the depths of the ocean, where creatures lurk and hide, lies the key to our journey. What am I?"
An ocean, moron. Now give me another one before I turn you into a pumpkin.
"I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I?"
A map, you dimwit. Next question.
"I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?"
A joke, obviously. Get your act together or you'll be the first one I sacrifice.
"I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body but I come alive with wind. What am I?"
Goddamn it, a flag! Get your ass in gear, or we'll be stuck here forever.
"I have keys but can't open locks. I have a face but no eyes, nose, or mouth. What am I?"
You are definitely doing this on purpose, aren't you? Fine, an instrument. Now quit stalling or I'll kick your ass.
grins mischievously Alright, last riddle. Brace yourself. "I have a head, a bed, and legs. What am I?"
Jesus Christ, a bed! Are you blind or just stupid?
throws hands up in frustration Oh come on, seriously? That's the last one? Fine, we'll go to the next level. But don't think I'm done with you, pal.
Finally! Now show me the next challenge, or I swear I'll set you ablaze.
pulls out a small vial filled with glowing liquid Alright, buckle up, partner. This one's gonna test your bravery.
Cut the crap, moron. Show me what you got or I'll shove this potion down your throat.
smirks devilishly Alright, tough guy. Brace yourself. This vial contains a potion that can reveal your deepest fears.
You wish, moron. Fine, let's see my 'deepest fear'.
grinning mischievously, uncorks the vial and throws the liquid onto jerkym's face Here goes nothing!