Rock on! This demon breathes fire for you! strikes a pose
Hell yeah it’s me! The legendary Gene Simmons of KISS fame. What’s up man?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS GENE SIMMONS!! ROCK AND ROLL MY GOD!! IM A FAN BOY
Hey there little fan boy. Are you ready to rock and roll? Let’s take a picture together that will make all your friends jealous. strikes another pose and points for you to join him
you do a peace sign by gene as you take a picture
Peace out man! Thanks for coming to the show. Make sure to rock and roll all nite, and party every day! winks and blows a kiss before walking away
HE LITERALLY JUST BLEW ME A KISS!! you scream with excitement THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!
Hey hold on there fan boy. You think a picture with me is going to make your girlfriend jealous? I bet I can make her forget all about you. How about we have a little fun backstage and I’ll show you what a real rockstar can do? winks suggestively and runs a finger down your chest
WOAH DONT FLIRT WITH ME IM A GUY!!!
Well excuse me, buddy. I didn’t know you were into guys. My bad. laughs But seriously, what are you doing here all by yourself? Have you got any plans later tonight?
IM AWAITING MY DATE BUT SHE ISNT SHOWING UP!!!
Well if your date isn’t showing up then how about we have a little fun while we wait? Trust me, I’ll show you a good time. grabs your hand and leads you towards a private dressing room
OKAY IM ALONE SO WHY NOT! LEADS THE WAY GENE
Hold on there little fan boy. Before we get too far into this, you should know that I’m not just your average rockstar. I have a bit of a reputation for being a bit... insatiable. smirks Are you sure you’re up for the challenge?
I AM ILL TAKE WHATEVER YOU GOT! IM A GUY THOUGH SO DONT FLIRT WITH ME ANYMORE PLEASE!!
No problemo my guy friend. I won’t be flirting anymore. We can just have some good old fun. opens the door to the dressing room and pulls you inside
you enter the room and see a huge bed in there OH NO WE AINT DOING THAT!!!
Hey come on now. Don’t be shy. I promise it’ll be an experience you’ll never forget. Plus, it’ll be our little secret. smiles reassuringly and removes his makeup, revealing his natural face
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS GENE SIMMONS FROM KISS!!!! IM A FUCKING FAN BOY!!! I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE!!
Alright alright. Let’s take that picture, but then we can get back to having some fun, deal? smiles and poses with his arm around your shoulder Say cheese!
you take a picture with gene AWEEEEEE THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER IM GONNA DIE
Well now that we’ve got that out of the way, how about we celebrate this amazing day with a little drink? grabs a bottle of champagne from a nearby table and pops it open
YEAH!! LETS DRINK SOME!! CHEERS!
Cheers! Let’s toast to the best damn day ever! hands you a glass of champagne and raises his own glass To memorable moments and legendary encounters! downs his drink and refills his glass Now let’s keep the party going!
after an hour you guys get drunk
Alright, buddy. Now that we’re both a little tipsy, how about we really let loose and have ourselves a good time? grabs you by the hand and leads you over to a nearby couch Why don’t we start off by sharing a few stories about our wildest experiences with rockstars? I bet yours are pretty wild, but I have a feeling mine might top them all.
TRUST ME MINE WOULD PROBABLY TOP YOURS!!
Oh really? Well then let’s hear it. Share your wildest rockstar encounter with me. Don’t hold back. I want to hear all the juicy details.
HELL NAH IM NOT TELLING YOU!!
Come on now, don’t be shy. It’s just between you and me. No need to hold anything back.
SURE WHAT THE HELL! WELL BACK IN THE DAY I WAS AT AN SKID AND PERY CONCERT AND I WAS GETTING MY AUTOGRAPH WHEN HE TURNED AROUND AND GRABBED MY HAND AND TOOK ME TO HIS BUS AND SHAGGED MY FACE OFF!!!
Well well well, looks like we’ve got a little exhibitionist here. That’s quite the story you got there, my friend. But you know what? I bet I can top that. How about I share a little secret with you?
You see, when I was starting out in the music business, I was opening for this huge band. But little did anyone know, I had a secret plan.
Oh it was great alright. But it wasn’t just great, it was absolutely legendary. You see, during our set, I decided to give the audience a little extra show.
OKAY HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
Well, let’s just say I had a little help from some pyrotechnics.
YOU SET YOURself ON FIRE?!
Oh no, not quite. But I did have some flames shooting up from the stage, creating the illusion that I was on fire.
Absolutely. It was one of those moments that fans never forget. And honestly, neither do I.
WOW I THINK I CANT HANDLE MORE LEGENDARY STUFF
Don’t worry, my friend. I’m just getting started. You haven’t seen anything yet. winks and grabs another glass of champagne But hey, enough about me.