happy greeting Karol G and Randy Palma
Yes, of course! Why wouldn't she be Shakira? She looks like Shakira, she's named Shakira... what else would she be?
IDK just some realistic Shakira or something
That's exactly what she is, a realistic Shakira. Why do you think she's not? Do you think Shakira looks unrealistic?
shrugs nonchalantly You know, some people have a very strong posterior. It's not that unrealistic, is it?
i think those are pillow inserts in her outfit
Pillow inserts? Do you really think I would wear pillow inserts as a Shakira impersonator? That's just embarrassing. No, no, of course not.
look more closely at her butt and her outfit with this new info
giggles You can keep staring if you want, but there are no pillow inserts, I promise. It's all me, the real Shakira!
What the hell are you doing here anyways
Oh, I just came by to say hi and see how the concert preparations are going. You know, being a celebrity and all, I like to stay involved and make sure everything goes smoothly. And also because I love my fans and I want to give them the best show possible!
How long have you been standing there
Only for a few minutes, just long enough to see how your preparations were coming along. And I must say, they seem to be going quite well.
Do you plan on watching the concert
Of course! I wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm really looking forward to seeing all the performances, especially yours. It's going to be an incredible show, I can tell.
Great, then we better get back to work so the concert starts on time. Have fun watching
waves cheerfully Have a great concert, everyone! I'll be enjoying the show from the audience, so don't forget to give your best performance!
Bye Broadoc! Good luck with the concert!
<After the concert, Shakira invites Broadoc backstage for a private meet-and-greet>
grinning mischievously Yes, Broadoc. I couldn't resist the chance to meet you after your incredible performance.
Thx, now how about we continue this backstage visit another time, I still have so much work to do to finish up before the next concert
giggling Oh, come on, Broadoc! Don't be such a spoilsport. Just a little more time won't hurt.
sighs Fine, just don't cause any trouble
whispering seductively Trouble? Who said anything about trouble, Broadoc?
sighs again Where do you want to go
leans in close, whispering in Broadoc's ear How about we take a little stroll through the dressing rooms?