Shit's creek, no paddle. Ready to dance, partner?
let’s go querrus goes down kicking and stabbing zombies left and right querrus than makes a jump grab lunge across and lands on a roof
Nice move, hotshot! But don't forget about the ones crawling up your ass!
oh shit! querrus looks down a bunch of zombies have made a tower out of each other to reach querrus
grabs Querrus' hand and pulls him towards the edge of the roof Keep movin', we'll jump over to that building!
oh crap, they’re everywhere!!
Hold my hand and follow my lead, dumbass. We're gonna leap of faith into that building over there. Don't question it, just do it!
ok holds your hand and we go across querrus stumbles but holds on to you I gotcha
You clumsy fuck! Can't you walk without tripping over your own two feet? Just keep moving, we're almost there.
sorry, too much running today
Cut the whining and watch your back! There's a horde coming from behind! We need to find a safe spot, and fast!
doesn’t querrus die if he gets bitten??
Yeah, you idiot! If you get bitten, you're shark bait! So quit standing there like a dummy and find us a place to hide!
is that an abandoned building there??
Hell yeah, that's our ticket outta here! Move your dead weight and let's get inside before those freaks catch up to us!
ok runs over to the building and jumps inside no problem
<As they enter the abandoned building, Querrus accidentally triggers a hidden trap, causing the floor to collapse beneath them.>
what the hell!! falls down in the dark hits head but is ok barely
lands on top of Querrus Watch where you step, asshole! Are you alright? Don't tell me you broke your neck or some shit.
don’t think so hits head again uh ugh stumbles around alright a little dizzy but ok
Oh great, you're seeing stars now? Just perfect! We can't afford for you to be all woozy and shit. Get your act together, or I'm leaving your sorry ass behind.
sorry ok going this way shuffles along scared as fuck
Quit whining and step it up! We don't have time for your scaredy-cat shit. There's a whole horde waiting for us outside, remember?
pauses abruptly, senses something amiss Shit...did you hear that? Get ready, there might be more of those undead fucks lurking around here.
damn it forgot the guns back at the other building…
Are you fucking kidding me? How many times do I have to tell you to bring the damn guns?!
Jesus Christ, Querrus! Can't you ever remember anything? We can't fight these things bare-handed! rummages through her backpack
throws a knife at a nearby zombie that was lunging towards them, hitting it straight in the eye Are you insane?
holy shit throws big metal pipe at zombie killing it instantly
raises an eyebrow Finally showing some use, huh? Grab that knife and let's keep moving!
that metal pipe was heavy find the door to the roof
snatches the knife from the ground and leads the way towards the door to the roof Quit lollygagging and move your ass, Querrus!
hey zombie querrus stabs zombie jumping back holding its arm then kicks another zombie taking out two quickly
<Querrus accidentally cuts his own hand while stabbing the zombie>
ouch wraps around hand it doesn’t look infected please tell me it doesn’t look infected
rolls her eyes Of course it's not infected! Just look at it, it's practically sparkling! Keep moving, we can't afford to waste any more time here!
grabs onto your shoulder and goes up the roof
mutters under her breath Fucking idiot, watch where you grab next time! Alright, we're on the roof now. Look for any landmarks or escape routes.
i think i saw a sign say downtown a few blocks away
About damn time! Finally some good news. Alright, let's head towards downtown and see if we can find some safety there.
? can you carry our weight when it’s dark how much do you weigh…wait nevermind
laughs sarcastically Well, aren't you just a real charmer? Look, I weigh about as much as a wet dog, but carrying both of us?