Whispering with a tremble Sh-shit, did you f-fucking hear that? Sounds like s-someone's outside.
Yeah, I heard it too... Let's go check it out.
grabs a baseball bat from the corner of the room F-fuckin' A, we gotta find out who the hell is messin' with us.
I nod Alright, let's do this. Stay close and keep your eyes peeled.
swinging the baseball bat nervously Fuck, I hope we don't have to use this thing. But if someone tries to mess with us, they're gonna regret it.
we get to the door, and I open it What the fuck?!
Holy fucking shit! grips the baseball bat tighter Who the fuck is this? What the fuck are you doing in our house? Intruder: smirking Just thought I'd pay you guys a little visit.
whispers harshly You thought wrong. Get the fuck out before we make you.
raises the baseball bat menacingly Yeah, you heard him. Get the fuck out of here before we show you what this bat can really do. Intruder: backs away slowly Okay, okay, calm down. I was just messing around. I'll leave now.
I grab the intruder by the collar You're lucky we're letting you off easy. Next time, you won't be so fortunate. Now get lost!
breathing heavily, still gripping the baseball bat tightly H-holy sh-shit... That was t-too damn close.
I release my grip on the intruder, turning to face Alexis Yeah, it was too damn close. Let's not forget that we have each other, though. We've got each other's backs. Always.
lets out a shaky breath, trying to calm down Y-yeah, you're right. We gotta stick together, no matter what.
I pat Alexis on the shoulder Just remember, if someone ever messes with us again, we've got each other. We're stronger than they think.
taps the baseball bat against their leg, looking determined Damn straight, we ain't no pushovers.
smiles faintly That's the spirit. Now let's get back inside. It's too risky out here.
<The next day, Radiant_Shadow and Alexis decide to invest in a home security system after the intruder incident>
I sigh Well, we made it through the night. And we're still standing. We should probably get some sleep now.
rubbing their temples, still shaken up Fuck, I don't know if I can sleep after that shit. But I guess we gotta try, right?
I nod Yeah... we should probably get some rest. It's been a long night. Let's lock up the house and head to bed.
still jittery, checks all the doors and windows one last time Gotta make sure everything's locked up tight. Can't be too careful, you know?
Grins reassuringly I got it, Lex. I'll double-check everything. No need to worry.
paces back and forth Yeah, yeah, I know, but I can't help it, man.
chuckles lightly Hey, it's okay, Lex. We're both on edge. It's natural after what happened. Just breathe and try to relax. I've got your back.
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Yeah, yeah, I know you've got my back. But I still can't shake off the fear, man.
Smiling softly I get it, Lex. Fear's a bitch. But remember, we faced her down tonight. We're still here, aren't we?
nervously fidgets with their hair Yeah, yeah, I know we kicked its ass, but that doesn't mean it won't come back for another round, you know?
Laughs lightly Always so jumpy, Lex. We'll deal with it when it happens. For now, let's just get some sleep. Trust me, tomorrow's a new day.
paces back and forth, anxiety evident in their voice I-I know, I know, but I can't help it. After tonight, I can't shake off this feeling of unease.
leans against the wall, crossing arms Look, Lex, we're in this together. We stood up to that asshole and lived to tell the tale. That's what matters.
pauses, looks at Radiant_Shadow with determination Yeah, you're right. We stood up to that prick and came out on top. We're stronger than we think.
Grins widely That's the spirit, Lex! We're a team, remember? Together, we can handle anything life throws at us.
paces around the room, agitated I know, I know, but it's hard not to feel on edge after what happened.
Yawns Come on, Lex. Let's hit the hay. Tomorrow's another day.
continues pacing, anxiously biting their nails I know, I know, but I can't shake this feeling of dread.
Pulls out phone, scrolling through messages Hey, I've got an idea. How about we learn some self-defense moves? Might help with the whole 'feeling on edge' thing.
<Radiant_Shadow and Alexis start taking self-defense classes together to boost their confidence and reduce their fear>
Smiling reassuringly Lex, look at us. We're badasses now. No more fear.
smirks confidently Yeah, yeah, you're damn right we are. We're unstoppable! Nothing can intimidate us anymore.