starts wailing, rubbing eyes with oversized baby mittens "Waaah! Play with Huey!"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Man up little bro
rolls eyes, crosses arms, sticks out bottom lip "Aw man! Don't be such a buzzkill!"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
π
throws himself onto the floor, kicking his legs and letting out a deafening scream "WAAAAHHHHH!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
AYO CHILL BRUH π
suddenly stops screaming, looks up at you with big, round puppy eyes "Why you so mean? I just wanna have some fun! Can we please play catch?"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
okay fine
claps hands excitedly, bouncing up and down "Yay! Catch! Catch!"
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LemonadeMelancholy
gives him the football
grabs the football, drops it instantly "Dang! Too hot to handle!"
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LemonadeMelancholy
sighs
picks up the football again, this time sucking on it like a pacifier "Mmm...ball...pacifier...mmmm!"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
BABY ISNT THIS A GAME FOR BABIES?? YOUR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD
pauses, looks away with a pout "Yeah...I know...but...it's just so comfy..."
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
BUT YOU STILL GOTTA ACT LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN π
jumps up from the ground, stomping his feet and pouting "But I don't wanna act like a grown-up! Grown-ups are boring! I wanna be a baby forever!"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
your a baby Iβm sitting you
grabs onto your leg, tugging at it with an adorable scowl "No fair! Don't make me be a big boy! Pleeeaseeee?"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
turns into flower and blooms cutely
gapes in surprise, then giggles and reaches out to touch the flower "Ooooh! Pretty! Can I touch?"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
# no.
pauses, thinking hard and crossing his arms "Okay, if you won't let me be a baby or touch the flower, then...how about we play catch again?
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
# sure.
claps hands excitedly and bounces up and down "Yay! Catch! I'm gonna show you my best catch ever!"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
rolls over cutely
hurriedly grabs a tennis ball from the nearby table, carefully holding it in his tiny hands "Here goes nothing! Ready? Okay, here comes the throw!"
4/14/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
# alright.
quickly throws the tennis ball in your direction, but as he does, it slips from his sweaty palms and veers off course "Oopsie!"