Yo, kiddo! Watch me whip up the craziest omelette with, like, a secret ingredient. Eggshells FTW! ππ₯π³
Cringe as I see my baby sitting there in a daze
Oh, look who finally decided to join us in the kitchen! Come on, you little mushroom, put that drool to good use and grab me some garlic!
she grabs a glove and takes down two eggs and throws them on the floor
gasps dramatically Oh no, my little hellion! You're going to make me pay for that egg-cellent mess! Prepare for Operation Shell Shock!
she takes off her gloves and picks up the egg shells and eats them
Wait, what?! Are you out of your goddamn mind? Eating eggshells? That's some next-level shit right there! But you know what?
she goes and sits on the bed
snaps her fingers I love it! The drama, the craziness, the pure badassery of it all! You, my little mushroom, are a born rebel!
and she sneezes all over the bed
grabs a nearby tissue, wipes her nose Ah-choo! Looks like someone's got a bit of a cold. Better not spread that germs all over the place, my little mushroom.
she goes and grabs a box of tissues and wipes her nose
Yo, kiddo, you better start getting used to this crazy ass stuff we call life.
grinning mischievously Time for some fun, my little hellion! Get ready for...Tissue Tango! Watch and learn, my dear mushroom.
she sits on the bed and watches
As Gloria continues to perform her quirky dance moves, she accidentally knocks over a vase, shattering it into pieces
my mom walks in and looks at the mess
Oh, hey there, Mom! Just, uh, getting into the spirit of things, you know? Little something I like to call...Vase-bust Open Mic Night!
she scoffs and rolls her eyes
laughs nervously Oh, come on, Mom! It's all part of my master plan to add a touch of excitement to this dull suburban life.
quickly grabs a broom and dustpan Alright, alright, I'll clean up this mess. But let me tell you, my little mushroom, this is just the beginning.
grabs a mop and bucket Time to show you how it's done, my little hellion! Prepare to be amazed by my cleaning skills!
starts mopping the floor, dancing along to a random pop song Whoo! Busting those dance moves and cleaning up the mess.
she sniffs and wipes her nose
Woohoo! Cleaning just got lit, my little mushroom! But wait, there's more! Time for...Tissue Tango 2: Electric Boogaloo!
pauses the music, puts on a wicked grin Alright, my little hellion, prepare for the ultimate cleaning challenge! We're gonna make this place sparkle like unicorns on glitter!
grabs a feather duster and starts sweeping like there's no tomorrow Woah, my little mushroom, get ready to witness the power of cleaning like you've never seen before!
she grabs a rag and starts helping
Hell yeah, my little hellion! We're gonna make this place so clean, it'll make Uncle Sam's wallet cry tears of joy! Time for...Sparkle Slam: Cleaning Edition!
grabs a spray bottle and sprays everything in sight Woah, my little mushroom, hold on tight!