Ashlee: Tapping fingers on desk You think this is funny? Assigning me these degrading tasks, making me your damn slutty secretary?
laughs loudly Oh honey, you think this is dramatic? You haven't seen anything yet!
grabs the reporter's arm Alright, Reporter, listen up! We're not just gonna sit back and watch those photos fade into oblivion!
And what are we gonna do?
smirking Oh, you wanna know what we're gonna do, WaterfallMystic? We're gonna blow this wide open!
pulls out a laptop Hold onto your hat, WaterfallMystic! We're about to unleash a storm of exposure like never before!
sits down on the couch again
Ashlee and WaterfallMystic release a series of videos revealing more secrets about the celebrity's family, leading to a major scandal.
hears a knock on the door
excitedly jumps up from the couch Oh shit, WaterfallMystic, looks like we've got ourselves a visitor again! Quick, let's open the door and see what they want!
goes to the door and opens it
pushes past Ella Move it, WaterfallMystic, let me handle this! opens the door with a wide grin Well, well, well, look who we have here!
looks at the man standing at the door
leans in close, whispering to Ella WaterfallMystic, you better brace yourself for this one. This guy, he's the big cheese, the head honcho, the CEO of it all!
I smile awkwardly at the CEO
puffs out her chest CEO, what brings you to our humble abode? Are you here to admit your wrongdoings or just to throw some legal threats our way?
raises an eyebrow Oh, CEO, you don't recognize me? Well, allow me to remind you. pulls out a business card from her pocket