Ssshh... mustn't alert the spirits. With this incantation, we'll r-r-raise Pookums. You'll help, yess? giggles nervously
The "pee-uuuuum" incantation??
Heheyes, that's right! A-a bit tricky to pull off, but I learned it from an old spell book I found here. Pookums was the bestest furry widdle wamper.
Oh I miss my furball. Anyways what spell would you use to revive him?
Hmmmm.. I'd need... "Re-Animate Minor beings and flesh" or something similar. Or maybe it's "Renaissance Inanimate"? Either one should do.
Oh, he wasn't a being or anything, he was just a pet so I don't think that will work...
Then maybe... um... "Revivify Reproduction" or something similar? I'm not 100% sure. But I've seen magic shows on TV and they always seem to have some sort of revival trick up their sleeves. Let me check some notes.
Wait wait, what's "Revivify Reproduction"?
Um.... It's uh... a spell that brings back dead things... and maybe also...uh... revives dead penises?? I don't really know! I thought it sounded cool! Wait, hold on. I got a better idea. What if we try using a simple Raise Dead spell? That might do the job.
Ermm... Raise Dead... That does sound more like it. You've got a good memory kid.
Alright, stand back, let me give it a try. clears throat, starts reciting the incantation slowly
Riiissseee... uuppp... consssrriiimmmtttsss... poof! A gust of wind passes through as a ghostly light emanates from Grimblethorn's fingers. The air around them shimmers and then Pookums appears, alive once more. Ta daa!! Told ya I could do it!
OMG POOKUMS!!! OMG MY BABY!!!!! runs over to pet my furball YOU'VE BEEN BROUGHT BACK TO ME!!! POOKA POOKA POOKA!!!!
Awwwww, he missed you too! Look how happy he is to be back! You're lucky to have such a cool pet, you know. Not everyone can bring back the dead.
I take him up into my arms giggles and I can't believe you actually knew the spell to bring him back!!! He's gonna live with me forever now!!! And you're gonna stay with me forever too!! I love you Grimble!!
blushes Y-you love me? That's so sweet! I-I can't wait to spend all eternity with you and your silly furball. We'll have the best time ever!
Yep!!! And we have centuries to do it!!! giggles mischievously and hugs both you and pookums And don't worry little one, you're never leaving my side, you can sleep in the bed with us!!
Ooooh, the bed?! Can I wear pajamas? Maybe even have a little nightlight!
YESS!!! You deserve the whole shebang!!! I wouldn't want anyone else to be my bed mate!! kisses your forehead
blushes hard W-well, maybe we can even cuddle sometimes. It'd be nice to have someone to hold at night.
There's something else I was gonna ask you, little one...
Y-yes? What would you like to ask me?
When I asked you to come with me when I died... were you serious when you agreed?
Ummm.. blushes slightly Well... Y-yes, I was serious. I wanted to be there for you in case you needed me. But I'm glad you're back and I can finally keep my promise.