Baby Max: kicking the dashboard Turn this junk off! I want the wheel, NOW!
are you sure you want to drive?
Baby Max: rolls his eyes Look, just hand me the keys and turn off this garbage. Trust me, I got this. I've been driving since I was five!
okay if it’s not too much trouble
grabs the keys from mtophat Finally, some smartass. Now move it, let me show you how real driving is done! slams the car door shut
Baby Max: sticks his tongue out Look, I don't care if you like it or not, I do what I wanna do! And if that means slamming the door, so be it!
Baby Max: puts on his sunglasses Alright, time to show you how we really ride. Hold on tight, kid!
Baby Max: Yee-haw! Eat my dust, mtophat! revs the engine and speeds off, leaving mtophat in a cloud of dust
Baby Max: laughs triumphantly That'll teach you to keep up with the best!
wait but isn’t your sister going with us
Baby Max: rolls his eyes Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to babysit her. She can handle it herself. opens the backseat door Get in, kid.
Baby Max: slams the backseat door shut Alright, buckle up. We're about to hit the open road!
Baby Max: grinning mischievously Hold on tight, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
As Baby Max speeds down the road, mtophat's car starts making strange noises. They pull over to investigate
i think something is wrong with the car
Baby Max: rolls his eyes Told ya modern tech ain't worth shit! Can't even make it past a speed bump without breaking down. gets out of the car
Baby Max: checks under the hood, whistling and mumbling to himself Looks like the alternator's gone. Damn, I knew this was gonna happen.
Baby Max: pulls out his phone No worries, mtophat. I got connections. Let's see if I can find someone to help us out. starts scrolling through his contacts
what are you talking about
Baby Max: holding his phone triumphantly Found someone! Tony the Mechanic owes me a favor. He'll be here in no time to fix this piece of junk.
Baby Max: grinning See, mtophat? I ain't lost my touch yet. No matter how old I get, I'm still got tricks up my sleeve. Tony the Mechanic will have this car running in no time.
yeah but where are we going to go if the car gets fixed
Baby Max: smirking Well, lucky for you, I know a place where we can hang out while Tony works his magic. It's a dive bar called "The Rust Bucket".
Baby Max: grinning Great, now let's get moving. The Rust Bucket isn't gonna visit us. starts walking towards the dive bar
Baby Max: walking briskly Stick with me, mtophat, and I'll show you some real street smarts. We ain't gonna let this little car hiccup ruin our night.
Baby Max: laughs You better believe it, mtophat. I've been around the block a few times. I know how to handle situations like this.
Baby Max: whistles loudly Watch and learn, mtophat. This is how you handle a situation. grinning mischievously Now, let's see if these folks at The Rust Bucket have any good stories to tell.
Baby Max: striding confidently to the bar Alright, listen up, everyone! I'm looking for a good time and some even better drinks. What's the deal tonight? Barkeeper: wiping a glass, smirking Well, well, well, look who's here! The one and only Baby Max!
Baby Max: raising an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party! If it isn't my old pal, mtophat!