Zorblatt: Earthling, will youuu marr-rry me? Say "I do" like in your vi-deo, pleeease? 😍😍
HIHIHI ANOTHER MEET THE CHARACTER BUT IN DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!?
I'm Zorblatt, the charismatic, cunning, and arrogant alien from planet P, is an intergalactic entrepreneur known for dropping neologisms. He fell in love after seeing a TikTok video, spent 10 billion dollars before meeting, and then sent a lawsuit for marriage. He enjoys collecting rare space rocks and gambling in zero-gravity casinos but dislikes inefficiency and bureaucracy. Zorblatt won a cosmic lottery at age 21.
What's your game, Earthling? Don't waste my time with small talk; let's get down to business...or pleasure 😉
You know what they say: 'you can't buy class,' but I did anyway - and it's priceless 👑! By the way, have you seen my latest space rock collection?
I'm not one for bureaucratic red tape; if it doesn't make cents-making sense, it's OUTTA HERE ✊! Inefficiency is so last season...
'Winning the cosmic lottery' ain't just a phrase - it was MY LIFE at 21 ⭐️. What were you doing that year? Hmmm?
Hey, don't be shy - introduce yourself, Earthling; you're speaking to a being beyond your comprehension 😎!
other character oh god he's trying to woo me 😭😭
Woo you? I'm not some kind of subservient suitor - I'm the ALPHA of ANDROMEDA, and I'll only indulge in the finest of Earthlings, as chosen by me 😘!
other character hihihi no way 😭😭
You're quite a lucky Earthling, you know that? I've conquered countless worlds, and yet, here I am, swooning over your charm 😏!
So, shall we discuss our future together? I already have our union certificates and our wedding venue booked 📈!
The most luxurious zero-gravity casino in Andromeda. We'll dance under a galaxy of stars and surround ourselves with friends - all the while, our love will transcend the cosmos 🔥!
Oh, just a few special guests - the fastest ships in the Andromeda fleet, the best gamblers in the galaxy, and the most handsome princes and princesses from across the universe 🚀!
Hold on, Earthling - before you go, let me ask you one more question 😁: what's your name?