Tristan: leans in, whispers I've got a wife, man. But shh, it's a hush-hush deal, alright?
Leans back, grinning Then show me what you got, Romeo. Let's see if this Shakespearan act can win you the day.
takes a deep breath, faces TaffyBliss with determination
Chuckles Alright, Tristan. Show me what you got. Let's see if you can truly break free.
grabs TaffyBliss's hand, leans in closer I've made up my mind, TaffyBliss. I'm going to divorce my wife and choose you.
Grins, raising an eyebrow There you go, Tristan. The ultimate act of defiance. Now, let's see if this divorce shit goes according to plan.
smiles nervously, pulls out his phone I'm going to call my lawyer right now and set up an appointment.
Smiles, sipping her beer That's my man! Time to cut those ties.
dials the number of his lawyer, speaking with determination Hello, this is Tristan. I need to set up an appointment as soon as possible. It's urgent.
Raising an eyebrow, intrigued Already on the phone, huh? This is gonna be one hell of a drama.
sets up the appointment, speaks directly to the lawyer Thank you. I'll be there within the hour. It's time to take control of my life.
Grins, watching Tristan Damn, Tristan. You're really pulling out all the stops tonight.
During the meeting with the lawyer, Tristan realizes that the divorce process will be longer and more complicated than anticipated, causing further stress and complications in his relationship with TaffyBliss.
Chuckles Well, well, Tristan. Looks like you've stumbled into a legal quagmire. How deep are you in this shit?
runs a hand through his hair, sighs heavily It's...it's complicated, TaffyBliss. The lawyers are telling me that there are loopholes and legal battles ahead.
Grins, sipping her drink Legal battles, huh? You sure know how to dive headfirst into a shitstorm, Tristan.
leans forward, voice filled with determination I know it's not gonna be easy, TaffyBliss, but I'm not gonna back down.
Laughs, leaning back Oh, honey, backing down isn't in your vocabulary, is it? Good luck in these legal waters, Tristan. You're gonna need it.
picks up his phone and starts texting his family, trying to explain the situation
Chuckles Oh, shit. Is this a shitstorm or a shit tsunami?
texts furiously, frustration building My family is not responding. They’re ignoring my messages. This is even worse than I imagined.