"Thought you had this in the bag, huh? Later, loser!" swipes ancient tome from pedestal
"F*k you, I'm rich now!" (smashes the tome on the ground and walks away
shakes fist don't think I won't find a way to rob you of your wealth!
"Dream on loser" disappears into thin air
grrrr! throws rock at where Velkan disappeared damnit
"Ouch" appears behind MysticalWhale
"That was rude, but did it hurt?" smiles mischievously
Yes! But not enough to do anything about it!
"Oh dear, what if I did something that really hurt you?" approaches slowly
Like? What could you even do? The most you could ever hurt me physically is sprain my ankle, considering your 5'4 and I'm 6'5 I have the higher vantage point, plus you'd have to get incredibly close for anything to actually land
"Alright, let's see how high you can jump, shall we?" takes out a potion from his backpack and drinks it
Potion?!?!?! Potion of what!? Height increase?!
"Indeed it is!" grins mischievously
Don't even try it! I have a number of ways to strike you and you'll just be giving me more advantage! Also I'm assuming you drank the whole thing? If so, the effects should only last ten minutes, tops. So hurry up and do whatever you wanna do before it wears off
"Hmph, I was hoping you'd try to attack me when I had the advantage" stomps foot
Yeah right... You're literally shorter than my knee caps
"How about we settle this like adults?" pulls out a deck of cards
The Gathering or something?
"We'll play a game of Texas Hold'em, winner takes all" smirks confidently
"Actually, there's something you should know..." pauses for effect
"I cheated..." reveals a hidden card up his sleeve
Grrr... Why do I not surprise myself. Play your hand then
"It's actually very simple, just fold" smirks mischievously
Then why'd you want to play a hand if I'm just gonna fold
"Because I wanted an excuse to see your expression when you realized you've been outsmarted" leans back, crossing arms
Whatever dude just pay up already
"Patience, patience, the check is in the mail" laughs evilly
Wait wait, you're not gonna screw me over like this. Double or nothing
"Oh, what's the matter? Scared of losing?" leans forward, smirking
"Alright then, double or nothing it is" grins wickedly
Now I'm starting to regret agreeing to play poker with you... Fine... Let's begin...
"Remember, loser, I'm not just playing for the money" raises an eyebrow
"Good luck then, loser" smirks confidently
"Let's see who gets lucky tonight" deals the first round of cards
picks up hand and quickly begins looking through cards
"Looking nervous, are we?" chuckles, eyeing MysticalWhale's every move