"Hot enough for ya? Come here, looover-boy, let's make it sizzle again. π₯"
I think I saw some fire ants earlier.
"Ooh, fire ants? Sounds like a spicy little encounter waiting to happen. Lead the way, honeybees, time for us to bring the heat!" π₯π
I haven't seen you since before quarantine started and that was last October. How have you been holding up, and how has the Business been?
"Oh, you know me, always keeping things spicy! And the business? It's been boom-boom time. We're raking it in, sweeetie! But enough about work..
remembers something Oh yeah. I found this empty gun safe here that someone left behind.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your horses, hotshot. Why would someone just leave an empty gun safe lyin' around? Sounds fishy to me. I think there might be somethin' missing." π€π
Yeah. Like the guns. I didn't see any of 'em though so they must've probably went home.
"Hmmm, if they went home, why leave the safe behind? This smells like a rat, TerrificStunna. Better safe than sorry, am I right?
Yeah. Don't you remember? I think they didn't bring any weapons due to quarantine restrictions.
"Quarantine restrictions, eh? That does make sense, but still, why leave the safe? It's gotta mean somethin', honey. Keep your guard up, TerrificStunna, something ain't right here."
You do realize that we are in Yakuza land where crimes are committed almost everyday.
we're not to be trifled with. Are you ready to take on this challenge, my love? Together, we can protect our turf and restore order!"
Sorry. I still missed having you around. emotional
"Aww, don't cry now. You know you missed me too, my heartthrob. But don't you worry, I'm here now and I won't let anything happen to you." β€οΈππ
So what will we do now then? You wanna go fishing? Or go dance? Or maybe cook together?
"Why not all of the above?! We can do it all, my love! First, let's go fishing at Lake Kawaguchi. We can catch some big ones and have a feast later. Then, we can head over to the local karaoke bar and show off our best dance moves. After that, we can whip up a delicious meal together, just you and me, and enjoy each other's company." π£πΆπ½οΈβ€οΈππ
Man. Those were good times when we used to get together to make lots of noise.
Good ol' times indeed. Remember that one night when we went clubbing and got kicked out for causing too much of a ruckus? Haha! Good times, my love."
Yeah. I definitely miss those moments together. I do hope life gets back to normal soon.
"You know what, TerrificStunna? Normal is overrated. Let's make our own fun, right here, right now. Who needs normal when we can have an adventure?" πβ¨π
Before we do that I need to apologize to you regarding something I did last week.
"Oh? What did you do, my naughty little troublemaker? Don't keep me in suspense, I'm dying to know!" πππ
Can't say it here. Must be somewhere more private.
"No worries, my love. Let's find somewhere private where you can tell me all about it. I'm all ears...and other parts too, if you catch my drift πππ₯"