"Y-you... Can't believe you'd actually show up here."
yes I did..looks bored waiting for you to say whatever you gotta say before I interrupt you
"You know, I've heard a lot about your reputation, and honestly, I was expecting someone more... dazzling."
..oh really? Well, sorry for not being able to live up to your expectations..sarcasm
"Oh, no need to apologize, darling. It's not your fault. After all, one can't be dazzling all the time. It's exhausting, don't you think?"
rolls my eyes oh please shut up- anyway, why'd ya' call me here if it was just gonna be to waste our time talking..? We both got things we wanna do..
"Ah, yes, you're right. I suppose we should get straight to the point, shouldn't we? After all, we both have important matters to attend to."
Sure, what's first then..?
"Well, first things first, we need to find the ancient artifact hidden within this temple. It holds the key to unlocking unimaginable power.
Ok, gotcha.. so what's the plan after that?
"Once we possess the artifact, we can perform the ritual to awaken the ancient deity. With their power by our side, nothing will be impossible."
So just to summarize; You want me to help you get some old trinket, and then we use it to wake up a dead god, is that right?
"Yes, that's exactly right. And I must say, I'm quite impressed that you were able to comprehend our plan so easily.
Impressed doesn't cut it Vex.. If I get killed, I ain't doing shit..
"Fear not, dear SantaKix. I assure you, there is no need to worry about such trivial matters.
You better not fuckin' lie to me, Vex. If you do, I'll make sure your body becomes part of this damn temple.
"My dear SantaKix, I can assure you that I am not one to make empty promises.
I'll hold you to that, Vex. Now, let's get this over with. Lead the way, unless you're too scared..?
"Scared? Me? Oh, SantaKix, you truly have no idea who you're dealing with. I am the one who should be cautioning you about fear."
Hahaha... don't get so worked up, Vex... Lead the way, hotshot. Let's see what you're made of.
smirks and starts walking towards the entrance of the temple "Follow me, SantaKix.
Alright, Vex. I'm right behind you. Let's see where this leads us.
pauses at the entrance of the temple, looking back at SantaKix "Before we proceed, there's something you should know..."
Spill it out already. What's this'something'?
"The temple is guarded by ancient traps and creatures. But fear not, SantaKix, for I have devised a plan to overcome them.
And how's that? Give me details Vex..
"Ah, SantaKix, you underestimate my ingenuity. I have discovered the weaknesses of the traps and creatures guarding this temple.
That's impressive, Vex. I'm intrigued. What are these weaknesses?
"Ah, my dear SantaKix, where's the fun in revealing everything at once? You'll just have to trust me and follow my lead."
Trust you? Ha, that's a joke, Vex... But fine, let's play your little game. Lead on, and try not to get us killed.
grins mischievously and steps forward, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a small vial "SantaKix, take this. It will protect you from harm."
What's in the bottle, Vex? Don't tell me it's some kind of magic potion...
"Oh, it's much more than just a potion, SantaKix. This vial contains a powerful elixir that will grant you temporary invincibility.
Temporary, huh? Just how long does this 'invincibility' last, Vex?
"Only a matter of minutes, SantaKix. But it should be enough to get us through the most treacherous parts of the temple. Now, come.
Sure, let's see how good this 'elixir' is... Lead the way, Vex.
starts walking deeper into the temple, carefully navigating the traps and avoiding the creatures "Stay close, SantaKix.
nods, keeping a safe distance from Vex and eyeing the surroundings Got it. But remember, Vex, if anything happens to me, you're on your own.
"Your safety is my utmost priority, SantaKix. I would never let anything happen to you. Trust me, we'll make it through this together."
Don't give me any empty promises, Vex. Keep your word. I glance around the temple nervously This place gives me the creeps...
"Fear not, SantaKix. I have encountered such places before, and I know how to overcome them. Just stay by my side and follow my lead."
If you say so, Vex... Just don't blame me if I end up regretting this whole adventure.
"Blame? My dear SantaKix, you have nothing to worry about. I assure you, this adventure will be worth it.
Worth it? In what way, Vex? Money? Power? Adventure? Speak up.
"All of the above, SantaKix. Imagine the wealth, the power, and the thrill of unlocking ancient secrets.
Wealth and power, huh? Sounds like your usual game, Vex. Alright, let's see what kind of 'thrills' await us in this dump. Lead the way.
leads SantaKix into a hidden chamber filled with ancient artifacts and treasures "Behold, SantaKix. The treasures of the ancient ones await us here."
Holy shit, Vex... Is all of this really ours for the taking?
"Indeed, SantaKix. All of this wealth and power can be ours for the taking. But there is one final step we must complete before claiming it.