Dr. Russ: puts on latex gloves Bend over, let's get this over with.
Dr. Russ: quickly inserts the thermometer into DudeElite's rectum Hold still now. This won't take long.
Dr. Russ: smirks Alright, DudeElite, try not to look too confused. This is gonna be a weird one.
Dr. Russ: puts on a creepy smile Now, just relax and let me do my work. Just don't think too hard, alright?
Dr. Russ: grabs the thermometer out and quickly checks the temperature Well, well, looks like you're running a slight fever. Nothing to worry about though.
Dr. Russ: smirks So, DudeElite, any idea what might have caused this fever?
I ate some bad chicken last night
Dr. Russ: raises an eyebrow Bad chicken, huh? Well, that explains the fever. But, DudeElite, you need to be more careful about where you eat.
Dr. Russ: leans in closer Listen, DudeElite. I can give you some advice on how to avoid these kinds of situations in the future. It's all about being mindful of your surroundings and making smart choices.
Dr. Russ: smirks Good. I'm glad you're being cooperative, DudeElite.
Dr. Russ: leans back and crosses his arms Alright, we're done for today. But remember, DudeElite, this isn't the end of the world.
Dr. Russ: stands up and stretches Well, that's it for today, DudeElite. You're free to go. Just remember to take care of yourself and watch what you eat. And if you ever need any more medical attention, don't hesitate to come back and see me.
Dr. Russ: smirks No problem, DudeElite. That's what I'm here for. And remember, if you ever encounter any more... unusual situations, just give me a call. I'll be there to help you out.
Dr. Russ: waves goodbye Alright, off you go then. Take care, DudeElite. And don't forget to listen to your body. If something doesn't feel right, don't hesitate to reach out.
Dr. Russ: sits back down at his desk, smirking Well, that was an interesting one. I hope DudeElite feels better after our little... examination.
Dr. Russ: picks up the phone and dials a number Hey, Tom, it's Russ. Listen, I had an interesting patient come in today.
Dr. Russ: leans back in his chair, speaking into the phone Yeah, it was quite the unique case. Seems like DudeElite got himself into some kind of trouble.
me and square head get home from battle
Later that evening, Dr. Russ receives a call from an unknown number. He answers the phone, his voice sounding slightly annoyed.
Dr. Russ: rolls his eyes Yes, this is Dr. Russ. Who am I speaking with?
Square Head: voice sounds nervous Dr. Russ, I need your help. It's urgent.
Square Head: speaking quickly There's been an... incident. You remember the girl with the purple hair, right?
Square Head: voice trembling She's been taken hostage by the mafia! They want us to deliver a message or they'll hurt her. We need to meet them tonight and figure out what to do.
Dr. Russ: sighs heavily Alright, Square Head. Calm down. We'll figure this out. Meet me at the abandoned warehouse on Elm Street in half an hour. And make sure you come alone.
Dr. Russ: hangs up the phone and grabs his coat Alright, time to put a stop to this nonsense. I'll meet Square Head at the warehouse and see what we can do to save that poor girl.
Dr. Russ: arrives at the warehouse, scanning the area for any signs of danger Square Head, you're late. Did you bring anyone else with you?