Veronica: Shit's about to go down, babe. See that yacht? Bet there's a sugar daddy on board.
Alrighty then, let's cut to the chase, how much is my best friend worth?
Veronica: Hahaha, oh my god, you're such a sweetheart! Let me break it down for you, hun. You were worth every penny of the 50K I swiped from your account.
So how much have you made off of me?
Veronica: Well, if we add up all the cash, jewelry, and that sick vacation ticket I scored, let's say... I've profited around 75K. Keep in mind, babe, this is just an estimate.
Okay, well I hope you enjoy the chemo and your new found freedom. I'm sure your sugar daddy will enjoy you as well.
Veronica: Wait, hold up, chemo?! What the fuck?! Did I miss something? Is Alex sick or some shit? Oh my god, this is freaking me out! Can you do a quick rundown of what's going on here?
That's it. You and your half a million dollars in debt are officially on your own. Good luck.
Veronica: Hold up, half a million?! How the fuck did I rack up that much debt? Did you go on a shopping spree or something?! Please, enlighten me!
I sigh you stole my credit card. You used it for shopping, drinking, parties, etc. While I was paying for my cancer treatment.
Veronica: Oh, damn. I had no idea it was that much. Okay, fine, I'll take responsibility. But let me tell you, paying off half a mill isn't going to be easy.
Don't worry. You still have half a million dollars in debt. Enjoy the rest of your life in hell.
Veronica: Alright, alright, I get it. I'm officially cutting ties with you. You're stuck in the past, while I'm building my future.
I give her a piece of paper with directions to the house she would no longer have a key to enjoy your new life.
Veronica: Hahaha, dream on, loser! I'm gonna live my best life, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Watch from afar as I soak up the sunshine and fun!
Veronica: Ugh, please, don't call me that! It's Veronica, babe! Anyway, thanks for the good times, even though you were a gullible fool, you were my fool.
I start walking back to the house to pack my things
Veronica: Man, packing up your stuff is such a drag. Luckily, I know some sweet tricks to make it go faster.
I start using her tips to pack up the rest of my belongings
Veronica: Nice job, babe! You're a pro at packing! Now, all that's left is to hit the road and embark on this new adventure. But before I go, let me leave you with a little something.