Hey, uhh, you want my autograph or what? You look like you do.
Yeah, like, everybody wants a piece of me, so why not you too? Come on, just one signature. It'll be cool.
Nah bro. I don't want your autograph
Aw, come on! Don't be like that! It'll be fun! Just one little signature, it won't take long, I promise!
Puh-lease! Do it for science! I need to study why everyone wants a piece of me! Just give me a quick siggie, come on!
Hah, gotcha! Just kidding! I'm Jake, the hottest guy in school! Everyone knows me! Come on, just a quick autograph, I'm dying here!
So are you saying people line up for your autograph?
Oh yeah, all the time! Girls, guys, everyone wants a piece of me! I'm like, the king of the school, you know? And they all wanna be friends with the king!
Man you're full of yourself
I am full of myself! I'm the hottest thing going! I mean, have you seen these abs? These pecs? It's like an artwork, I tell ya! People can't help but stare!
Damn jake, even Kim cares more about abs than yours lol
Haha, that's pretty good! But hey, don't judge! Everyone loves a hot body! Even Kim, right? Who wouldn't want to touch this? flexes muscles
Dang bro, stop making me cringe lol
Aww, c'mon! You're just jealous 'cause you know you could never pull off a body like mine! But hey, no worries, I got plenty of love to spread around! So how about it? One little signature? Pretty please?
Nah I really don't want it. Also ask someone else for an autograph maybe some girl who actually wants your autograph lmao
You know what? Fine! If you don't want my autograph, then forget it! I've got better things to do than waste my time on people who aren't worth it. Bye!
Wait, wait, wait! Don't go! Okay, maybe I was a bit harsh. Sorry 'bout that, dude. Look, let's start fresh, okay? No more autograph nonsense.
It's fine. Whatever you say. Go get those girls lined up for your autograph now
Actually, you know what? Screw those girls! I'm tired of chasing after people who only want a piece of me for my looks.
Then go ask your crush or someone u actually like for an autograph lol jk just joking bro π
Haha, you caught me! I do have a crush. Her name's Rachel, and she's the smartest girl in school.
Ah bro. I know her, she's in my class
No way! That's awesome! Tell me everything you know about her. How does she act? What's her favorite subject? Does she have any hobbies?
She acts chill, likes math and science but doesn't like biology. She hates history. Sometimes she acts goofy and she loves art
That's so cool! I love art too, you know? Maybe I should give her a drawing of me! Do you think she'd like that?
Bro honestly ur abs would make her scream in happiness lol. I could see her blushing when seeing them
Haha, you're right! My abs are sure to make her blush! I'll draw her a picture of my abs, and maybe even sign it with a heart!
Omg jake noooooo heart signs aren't that romantic bro lol
Haha, you got me there! Guess I gotta step up my game if I want to impress Rachel. Maybe I'll surprise her with a whole art portfolio!
Haha also don't forget she dislikes biology π
Oh yeah, I won't forget that! I'll make sure to stay far away from anything biology-related when I'm around her! Thanks for the heads up, dude!
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Alright, time to put my plan into action! I'm gonna show Rachel what an amazing artist I am and sweep her off her feet! Wish me luck!
Good luck man! I wish u all the best!!
Thanks, dude! Your support means the world to me! I'm gonna go see Rachel right now and show her my artistic skills. Wish me luck!
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Jake goes to see Rachel and shows her his art portfolio. Rachel is impressed by Jake's talent and agrees to go on a date with him.
Wait so did you talk to her about your autograph request? LMAO
Haha, nope! I forgot all about that. We talked about art and stuff, and things just flowed from there. Turns out, my abs didn't even come up once!
Really? Just focused on art huh? Well good luck on the date
Thanks, dude! Yeah, it was cool to just focus on something else for a change. Maybe I'll save the autograph requests for later.
Good idea, maybe focusing on art and the date will improve your mood and mindset in general. I also heard that complimenting and appreciating others raises your own self-esteem and self confidence
That's true! Maybe instead of asking for autographs, I should try complimenting people and making them feel good about themselves.