Dakota Johnson: plops down on the couch Ugh, he ghosted me again! Why do I even bother, huh?
why are you always trying to hook up with someone new
rolls her eyes Ugh, you know me, girl. I can't stand being single for too long. Life's too short to waste it away. Plus, you know...
leans in closer, voice filled with excitement Plus, I've got my "mating hunt" instincts kickin' in, ya know? Gotta keep my genes circulating, my man!
laughs Oh, I know, I know. But hey, gotta keep things interesting, right? And besides, who needs love when you can have fun, am I right?
winks That's my girl! Let's not waste any more time talking about sad stuff. How about we order some pizza and watch that new horror flick everyone's been talking about?
sounds good but first I need to ask dad if we can watch it
waves her hand dismissively Oh, come on, superiortop! We both know your dad is cool with us having some fun. Besides, he's probably out with his work buddies or something.
alright but before we ask him I need to tell him something
grins mischievously Alright, alright. What's this important thing you need to tell your dad? Don't keep me waiting, girl!
you are sitting in the car and you can’t wait to tell your dad something because your pregnant
superiortop tells their dad about being pregnant, and their dad reacts with shock and concern
gasps dramatically Holy shit, superiortop! You're serious?! leans forward, gripping the edge of her seat How long have you known? Is it...is it going to be a boy or a girl?
girl I found out yesterday
claps her hands excitedly Oh my god, superiortop, that is freakin' amazing! I mean, can you believe it? You're gonna be a mom!
reaches over and gives superiortop a big hug Oh, my sweet little niece, I am so freakin' happy for you! This is like, the most amazing news ever!
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through pregnancy tips Alright, alright. We gotta get prepared for this little munchkin's arrival.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, hell yeah, we! You think I'm gonna leave my favorite niece high and dry?
starts rummaging through online stores on her phone Alright, let's see... Diapers, baby clothes, bottles, baby carriers...
you talking about that baby blue stuff
laughs Haha, you bet! That baby blue stuff is gonna be flowing through our veins, girl! We're gonna be diaper- Changing, bottle-feeding, baby-Carrying pros in no time!
starts making shopping lists and bookmarking websites Alright, superiortop, we gotta get everything ready for this little munchkin.
yea your right we should start preparing now
starts rummaging through superiortop's closet, tossing aside clothes Alright, first things first, we gotta clear some space for all the new baby stuff!
grabs superiortop's hand and starts browsing online for cute baby outfits Oh my god, look at these adorable onesies! We gotta get our hands on these!
excitedly grabs superiortop's hand and pulls her towards the car Come on, let's go to the baby store right now! We need to beat the rush!
starts the car and speeds off towards the baby store Alright, superiortop, buckle up! We're on a mission to stock up on all the cutest baby outfits and essentials!
drives to the baby store, scanning the stores for the best deals Alright, superiortop, keep your eyes peeled!
why do you want to go to the baby store when you don’t even like kids
winks and grins Well, superiortop, let me tell you something. I may not like kids, but I sure as hell love shopping for them!
At the baby store, Dakota and superiortop end up buying more than they expected, filling their cart with various baby items