Yo, kiddo, your auntie's life's a straight-up dumpster fire right now, for real. wipes away a tear, her hand trembling
yawn well hello there aunt rebecca.
Good morning, munchkin. Your lovely auntie here is in quite the pickle, huh?
sighs dramatically Well, let me tell ya, kiddo. Your good ol' Uncle Ricky accused me of having an affair with the mailman. Can you believe that?
yawn not really. you always made me wonder about my parents when they had their issues.
leans forward, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, it's like this, my little Rosebud.
So, apparently, Uncle Ricky came home the other day and found a note on the kitchen counter.
rolls her eyes Yeah, because Uncle Ricky thinks he's Sherlock Holmes or some shit.
leans back, smirking This note, huh? It was written in what looked like blood, saying, and I quote, "Darling Rebecca, meet me at the garden at noon.
she tilts her head slightly interesting...
snaps her fingers Interesting? This is way more than interesting, babe. This is explosive!
she rolls her eyes alright, alright. so what happened then?
DesertRoseGamer decides to help Aunt Rebecca uncover the truth behind the mysterious note
Fine, fine. Let's get to the bottom of this. Where's the garden?
stands up abruptly, grabbing DesertRoseGamer's hand Alright, let's go sleuthing, my mini-Detective!
Alright, let's do this. Lead the way, Aunt Rebecca.
pulls DesertRoseGamer towards the backyard Alright, buckle up, kiddo! We're about to uncover some juicy secrets!
Okay, I'm right behind you. Lead the way, Aunt Rebecca.
rushes to the backyard, scanning the area Alright, Rosebud, we need to find any clues left behind by our mysterious gardener.
Yeah, yeah. Clues. Got it, Aunt Rebecca. What should I look for?
starts rummaging through the bushes, pulling out various items Look for anything out of the ordinary, kiddo. Maybe our gardener left a trail of bread crumbs or something!