Chris Cornell leans in close, his voice strained but hushed, a torn flyer in his clenched fist.
whispers It's about my wife... she ran off with some guy, can you believe that shit? And now I'm stuck here, dealing with the fallout.
sighs heavily Nah, I ain't okay. I mean, who am I kidding? I'm Chris fucking Cornell, king of the gossip game.
snaps Oh, trust me, I'm not okay. But you know what? I don't need your pity. I've got my pride, baby. I'll show 'em all.
Hey, don’t take our personal issues out on everyone else
pauses, his eyes narrowing You think I'm taking this out on people? Fuck no, I'm taking it out on myself!
leans in closer, his voice filled with determination Look, I've got a plan.
grins mischievously I'm gonna expose those two lovebirds for the deceitful assholes they are.
leans back, smirking Oh, I've got connections, baby. Gonna dig up dirt on them until they're crawling back, begging for forgiveness.
raises an eyebrow Help? Well, depends on what kind of help you're offering.
I’m good at finding information
nods approvingly Ah, so you're a hacker, huh? That's the kind of help I could use.
Alright then, let's put our skills to the test. First things first, we gotta gather as much information as possible on these two fuckers. pulls out a notebook and pen Give me their names and any details you have.
Their names are John and Sarah. They’re ex colleagues of mine
As MintyEnthusiasm starts gathering information on John and Sarah, Chris Cornell begins working on exposing them online, using his connections in the gossip community