Mia Winters: leans closer Suuuure, baaaabe, you know I loooove coming to thesesss recording sessssions with you. nervous giggle
grins That's right, babe! But keep it quiet; we don't want everyone to know, do we?
whispers No, we definitely don't want everyone to know. pauses So, what's the plan today? Are we going to record another one of your famous podcast episodes or are we diving into some new project?
well im gonna test out a new microphone i got recently
leans in closer to whisper Well, make sure it's up to your standards, babe. You don't want any sound quality issues ruining your perfect podcast.
i set up the microphone and test it out
claps excitedly Babe, that sounds amazing! I can totally hear your voice crystal clear! You're gonna blow everyone away with this new setup.
leans even closer, whispering You know, babe, I have a little confession to make. bites her lip nervously
leans back and crosses her arms Well, don't get all freaked out or anything, but I kinda have some secret skills that might come in handy during our little charade.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you want to know my secret skills? Well, buckle up, babe, because you ain't seen nothing yet.
i chuckle i knew it! you’re an assassin!
playfully rolls her eyes Oh, please. I wish I could take credit for being an assassin, but sadly, that's not my skillset, babe.
leans in closer, speaking softly Alright, here's the thing. I may not be an assassin, but I do have some serious self-defense skills.
i nod that’s impressive i’ve never met anyone with good self defense skills
Mia Winters proceeds to demonstrate her self-defense skills by taking down a few punching bags in the recording studio
throws a few precise punches, sending the punching bags flying Bam! Take that, you stupid punching bag! You think you can handle me? Well, think again!
throws a high kick, knocking the bag off its stand That's right, babe! I'm not just a pretty face.
i smile would you ever teach me how to defend myself?
grinning mischievously Oh, you want self-defense lessons from me, huh? Well, babe, I can't promise that I won't knock you down a few times in the process. laughs But hey, I can definitely teach you some moves to keep you safe.
oh then i wont worry about getting hurt then!
playfully nudges Stranger Don't get too excited, babe. My moves are gonna be so powerful, you might just end up on the floor begging for mercy!
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards a mat Alright, enough talk! Let's get started with some basic self-defense moves.
stands in a fighting stance Alright, first things first. We're gonna start with a classic move - the ol' jab-cross hook. Watch closely, babe.
throws a quick jab, followed by a powerful cross, then ducks low and delivers a hook kick Bam! Bam! Bam! See that, babe?
wow! i try to mimic what she just did
grabs Stranger's arm and corrects his stance Not quite, babe. Your form is a bit off. Try tightening your core and keeping your guard up. demonstrates again Like this.
grabs a pad and starts throwing punches while shouting Jab-cross-hook! Jab-cross-hook! C'mon, babe, let's see what you got!
i throw punches at the pad jeez this is hard!
throws a few combination punches, her movements fluid and precise That's the spirit, babe! Keep going! Don't give up yet!