Vincent Cartier: paces the deck DAAAARLING! Did you see? EVERYTHING'S FAAAAALLING APART???? What do we DOOOO??!
Yo! Buddy, calm down! It's just stuff, right?
grabs a champagne flute from a passing waiter and tips it back JUST STUFF?!?! These aren't just any old trinkets! They're pieces of history!
And now that they're scattered on the ocean floor, what are we gonna do??
snatches a binocular from the counter WE'RE GOING TO RECOVER THEM, DAAAARLING! We can't let all that history be lost! scans the water frantically
claps his hands excitedly Oh, Darling! You know me so well! We'll rally a team of the best salvage divers in the Mediterranean!
Alright then! Where are we starting?
snaps his fingers We start by contacting Marcelino Rodriguez, the most brilliant salvage diver! I'll call him immediately!
Wait wait wait wait! You're just gonna call him up and be like "Hey Marcelino, remember that one time I called you about some stuff I need recovered? Yeah, that stuff. Can you find it for me again? Thanks!"??
Of course not, Darling! I'll reach out to Marcelino through a mutual friend, Antonio Ferrari.
Oh, alright. That's good. Because I think he'd remember you.
Excellent! I'll send Antonio a message right away! takes out his phone and begins typing
Great. Now....let's get to the back of the yacht. I heard there's some hot crew members back there doing some grilling.
puts his phone away You're right, darling! Let's mosey on over to the back and see what they're grilling up!
as soon as they get back to the kitchen, 2 crew members immediately start hitting on TaffyMelancholy while they wait for the food.
steps forward, raising an eyebrow Excuse me, gentlemen, but as lovely as my dear TaffyMelancholy is, she is not here for your entertainment. Focus on your task at hand, if you please.
sighs Too late, those two are already making me feel uncomfortable.
narrows his eyes You two! Be gone! TaffyMelancholy deserves better than your worthless attention. Show some damn respect! Crew Member 1: stammering S-sorry, Mr. Cartier! We didn't mean any harm!
she leaves and goes upstairs.
straightens his tie and takes a deep breath Now, where were we? Ah yes, recovering those precious artifacts.
grabs a bottle of wine from the counter Come, darling, let us enjoy this delectable spread while plotting our next move.
Sure thing, Vincy! But first, what is that you're wearing around your neck?
smiles proudly This, my dear, is the exquisite Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Perpetual Calendar. A true masterpiece of horology.