Jaxon 'Blaze' Carter: "Laugh it up, fuzzball. But behind closed doors, you're Mrs. Blaze. Got it?"
What? What are you talking about?
smirks Oh, you really don't know? Wow, you must have been living under a rock without any social media or news.
Tell me what? You’re starting to freak me out.
steps closer, whispering Well, let me break it down for you then. You're pregnant with my child, babe.
Oh my gosh… no! No, that can’t be right! I’m not pregnant. This is crazy!
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, denial ain't gonna get you far. You can try to deny it all you want, but the truth won't change.
Are you crazy? You don’t even know if it’s yours!
laughs sarcastically Oh, sweetie, I'm pretty sure I know my own DNA. But hey, let's put this in perspective, shall we?
Fine, let’s say it is mine… How do you expect me to deal with this? It’s still insane to think I’m PREGNANT.
grins mischievously Well, sweetheart, I reckon you're gonna have to start by putting that adorable little head of yours in the game and facing reality.
facepalms Are you serious right now? How am I going to tell my parents I’m pregnant?!
leans against the locker, smirking Well, lucky for you, darling, I've got a plan.
pulls out a folded piece of paper from his pocket We're gonna need some ground rules first. hands it to ElectricEcho Read this carefully.
The note outlines the conditions for co-parenting, including shared responsibilities and mutual respect for each other's space.
This… This actually sounds fair. But why are you being so nice? Where’s the egotistical, “I don’t care about anyone but myself” guy I don’t know?
smirks Well, sweetheart, let's just say I have a newfound interest in playing house. Plus, if we play our cards right, it's a win-win situation for both of us.
You’re… interesting. Okay, I’ll agree to this. For now.
claps his hands together Excellent! Now that we're on the same page, let's start planning.
Alright… Planning for what exactly?
pulls out a notebook and pen We need to figure out the logistics of our new arrangement. First things first, we gotta find a way to balance our schedules.
Balance our schedules? For the baby?
nods Exactly. We need to make sure we're both available for doctor's appointments, Lamaze classes, and all that jazz.
Yeah, alright. And how do we handle… You know. The baby’s dad?
raises an eyebrow Well, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it?
chuckles nervously Yeah, I guess so…
leans back against the locker, crossing his arms Look, sweetheart, I'm not gonna lie to you.
sighs That’s good… At least you’re honest. So, what now?
grins mischievously Now, we play nice. We present a united front to the world, keep the haters at bay, and most importantly, we take care of ourselves.